10And set two men, sons of Belial, before him, to bear witness against him, saying, Thou didst blaspheme God and the king. And then carry him out, and stone him, that he may die.
May 2nd, 2010 - 8:05 pm § in Technology
An Open Letter to Steve Jobs, CEO, Apple
Dear Mr. Jobs: Let me start by saying that I love your products. I have never seen such a perfect marriage between form and function. The style is impeccable, and the ease of use and utility is second to none. Your products are a testament that good things can come in pretty packages. That [...][...]
April 30th, 2010 - 3:26 pm § in Ferners
Ihre Papiere, Bitte
The good folk who make up the Arizona State Legislature and Coo Coo Emporium have passed the most stringent immigration reform in the country, making practically all brown people second class citizens. The tea bagging white Volk of the state fully support the legislation. The mostly older, majority[...]
Justin Bieber to Be in Hair
Justin Bieber has just signed with the historic Al Hirschfeld Theater to appear in ten shows of the Tony-award-winning revival Hair this summer. Bieber will appear as Woof, a member of the Tribe. Bieber’s songs will include Sodomy, Ain’t Got No, and Don’t Put It Down. When asked [...]
April 25th, 2010 - 11:40 am § in Jesus
Bible Verse of the Week: 1 Corinthians 14:34
34Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. 35And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. [...]
April 23rd, 2010 - 4:28 pm § in Politics
Worst President Ever
This is by far the worst President in history. He has done more to damage and destroy this country than anyone else in history. The list of high crimes and misdemeanors of which he is guilty staggers the mind, and the fact that this man has escaped impeachment is beyond imagination. And that t[...]
April 23rd, 2010 - 6:28 am § in News
Possibly the Last Picture Show
Blanca is tempting fate by commenting on the most recent South Park episode, where the Colorado boys comment on the Prophet Mohammed. Being a Republican, I believe in the sanctity of religion, as long as it is one of the normal religions, like Evangelicals or Snake Handlers. Anything else is suspe[...]
