I loves me some President Bush. In fact no one can extol her love for our Commander Guy in such a mammy way better, save, perhaps Condoleeza Rice. And, if truth be known, I make a much better mammy than she. After all that bitch don’t eat. She’s skinnier than a coked up Paris Hilton. And, let’s be quite frank, I am blacker than she. Talk about an Oreo dipped in milk! That bitch is whiter than Michael Jackson. But I digress.

I continue to worry about the current state of our party, and how the entire nation, including our military, seems to have become defeatists and cut and runners. It is depressing. And there seems nothing we can do about it. No matter how much we try, we just can’t shove this fun war down the country’s throat. They keep spitting it up like a bucket of spoiled cottage cheese.

So I have come to unfortunate conclusion we must ask our nation to make the ultimate sacrifice. Although it pains me greatly and saddens me immensely, I believe the time has come for our glorious Decider and Vice Decider to resign.

Without a President or Vice President, the Speaker of the House becomes President. Let’s see how our country feels about pulling of Iraq when Nancy Pelosi becomes President!

With the Democrats running the whole show, they can no longer call us obstructionists and will have to face the music. Either they will have to cave in to the pressure of the defeatocrats and leave Iraq, or they will be blamed with sticking us in a Civil War and a quagmire. That’s sticking it to those Democrats!

With the country pissed off at the Democrats for keeping us in Iraq or for pulling us out of Iraq, we can waltz back into the White House, Senate, and House and restart what the brilliant Karl Rove called a permanent majority, or what another clever politician once called a thousand year reign.