Get Some Work Done, Newt

Sweet Jesus, I just saw your interview on the Fox News, and I was shocked. You look even worse than the Cryptkeeper, Fred Thompson. What the hell ever happened to moisturizer? Are we Republicans so vain we can’t put on a little foundation? For God’s sake, if you plan to run, go under the knife immediately. Against lookers like Obama, grrrrr, and Edwards, woof!, you look like a dog turd warmed over. I’m just looking out for our best interest. We need to win in 2008!

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