A rape victim in Saudi Arabia has been sentenced to 200 lashes and six months in jail. Her crime? She was with a man who was not a relative. In Saudi Arabia, this is a serious crime. The Saudis don’t like the mixing of the sexes. They also don’t seem to like the gays. I also am pretty sure they have something against penises, since they insist on chopping off the foreskin. But what is important here is not how or why the Saudis decided to punish this woman. What is important is determining the guilt of the victim.
She was obviously asking for it, wearing that sexy Burqa, walking in public, and associating with a member of the opposite sex. Just like all those women in the United States, who, over the years, have been blamed for their own rapes, because of how they dressed or acted. For your average Saudi man, a Burqa is a real turn on. The sight of two disembodied eyes is enough to give any red-blooded Saudi boy an instant erection. In fact the Saudi version of Playboy is actually a magazine only showing women’s eyes. The Victoria’s Secret catalog is page after page of revealing Burqas. Sometimes they even go as far as to show the souls of the model’s feet! Talk about racy!
Separation of the sexes isn’t that unusual in the world. We do it in the United States all the time. Many European countries have unisex bathrooms. I know. No, I have never been to France, but I watch Bill O’Reilly all the time. And if Bill O’Reilly knows anything, it is sexual depravity.
Ever been to a dance in Iowa? No? That’s because there are no dances in Iowa! They can’t abide the mixing of the sexes any more than the Alabamans can stand the mixing of the races.
Everyone blaming the Saudis for this are obviously just racist. Replace Saudi Arabia with Kansas, Islamic with Christian, and lashes with jail time and it suddenly doesn’t sound all that bad.
See, when you put it all into perspective, it all sounds perfectly reasonable. If this were so tragic, wouldn’t Bandar Bush ask his friends in the Saudi Royal Family to do something? We have seen time after time how Commander Guy has come to the rescue of those in need. After all, Commander Guy is a true Compassionate Conservative.
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