Tropical Storm Fay is sending Floridians scrambling as it sets a bulls eye on the Sunshine State.
Leaving aside all of those silly arguments the liberals use about global warming making more and stronger hurricanes, and ignoring the fact that God uses hurricanes to kill Cubans because they are Commies, and accepting the notion that hurricanes are nothing more than Jesus’ cough, how the hell can you be afraid of something called “Fay?”
It’s like being afraid on an interior designer or a hairdresser. It just isn’t done.
I think it is high time we go back to the old names for storms. Agnes, now that’s a name horrid enough to scare the shit out of you. Ethel, reminds me of some big fat drunken German woman. Katrina, well that wasn’t scary. That was just a good time. At least for Brownie and Commander Guy.
Why not name storms after Stephen King characters like Carrie, Pennywise, or Cujo? Now that is something I would run from!
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