It seems that the Indians are not just outsourcing customer support these days. Over the weekend, a horrific terrorist attack took place in the financial capital of Mumbai, leaving over 180 people dead. And living up to its reputation for efficiency and overworking, just 10 terrorists carried out the attacks, which kept Indian security forces at bay for three days. Now how can a hard-working American terrorist like Timothy McVeigh compete with that?
John McCain was right. They have begun to test our new Commander Guy. This attack was not so much an attack on Indians and their foreign investors, as it was a wake up call to Barack Obama. And like the Whos who screamed at the top of their lungs to save their speck of a world on a dandelion, Al Qaeda seems to be shouting “we are here.” It is unclear if they are also queer and whether or not we should get used to it.
I wonder what it takes for a girl to get a fatwa on her head?
Since none of my right wing buddies have been in this week due to the holiday, I feel the need to fill in for them and try to spin this horrible attack in a way that will make Republicans look good and Democrats seem weak. This is no easy task, considering Bush is still technically the Decicder, but I will give it my best shot. After all, if Sean Hannity can blame the current economic mess on Obama, I can certainly do my part and try to blame the attacks on 44.
These attacks would never have occurred if George W. Bush were sitting in the White House. Oh, wait. He is, isn’t he?
Take two.
Since Barack Hussein Obama took the oath of office, we have been less safe, more at risk, and under the gun because of his reckless foreign policy. Uh, hold on. He hasn’t been sworn in, yet?
Take three.
If we had only sold nuclear technology to the Indians, they might have been able to fight back against this attack, or at least had the deterrent to prevent such an attack from taking place in the first place. What? Bush did sell them nuke technology?
Help me Sean Hannity, you’re my only hope!
I just can’t figure out how to spin this thing to make it Obama’s fault. Please stay tuned. My fax machine has been silent since Thanksgiving. I fully expect it to hum to life tomorrow morning when I am sent the latest talking points.
And at that time I will have spin, no matter how stupid or unbelievable, but at least I will be on the same page as everyone else, so it will sound a slight bit more credible.
Or not.
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