I finally went to see that hot new film about the ignorant poor orphan from the slums of Bombay, who against all odds manages to find fame and fortune. And I must say, after that pitiful live performance last week, I was really surprised at how riveting the young lead was. And after I got a good look at him, Blanca suddenly found herself getting curry fever.

And I thought to myself how much better that Bobby Jindal is on the big screen. I guess TV really does add ten pounds–and subtracts at least 100 IQ points. By the way, if you are a big fan of the BBC TeeVee, you might want to check out episode 9 of Skins. You get a lovely view of Bobby’s ass. I would give anything for a full frontal view. Blanca’s bottom hurts just thinking about it.

I think Jindal did a much better job in Slumdog Millionaire than he did with that ching chong boy looking for the White Castle. But I think he did a better job on Tuesday than he did with that miserable Dr. House. That man is just mean.

But his finest work would have to be when he helped that little boy see dead people. Of course, Bruce Willis is pretty dead, at least career wise. I mean, his former old lady is shacking up with a twenty something. Man, would Blanca like to tap that nightly, even if he is a liberal.

So it appears that Governor Bobby Jindal is a much better actor than he appeared to be after Obama’s address to Congress. Whether Bobby is playing the part of a poor orphan making it big, or of a sexy footballer, or of young a doctor, or even of a strange neighborhood man helping a boy see dead people, Jindal delivers the same kind of performance, which makes our Hollywood and politics what it is today. Tinseltown on the Mississipp is where you will find this hot new talent of the Republican Party.