Blanca would like to apologize to Rush Limbaugh for anything I may have said which hurt his feelings. I did not mean to malign his gentle character, or to impugn his enormity.
He is the rightful leader of my party, the Republican Party, whose two symbols are now the elephant–not to be confused with the whale–and an angry white guy, who’s afraid of change.
Again, I apologize for hurting Rush’s feelings. I’m sorry, Rush. I’m so sorry. Please forgive me. Will it help if I cry a little like Michael Steele did? Or maybe I could service you like Eric Cantor did. I’ll even let you rape me like you did to poor Ron Paul. Just please let me back in your good graces.
Like the girl near the end of that crap flick The Blair Witch Project, I’m so fucking sorry.
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