The Democrats are trying to get even more votes in the Senate and House. Their latest attempt to give Washington, DC a vote in the House of Representatives has been withdrawn after criticism from the Blue Dog Democrats, those more moderate or conservative Democrats.

Now some on the right, including my hillbilly in-bred friends over at ARRA News Service, have celebrated this latest move as a victory for the Constitution and a blockade to prevent even a single additional Democrat voice in the House.

But like most of the right wing today, their head is so fully up the ass of Rush Limbaugh, that they can’t see anything but his upper colon and that half-digested wiener he ate last night. And who says Republicans don’t swallow?

By abandoning its extra-constitutional attempts to give a vote to DC, Democrats have basically opened the door for the only other, constitutional way to grant DC a voice: statehood. And if you thought the compromise giving one vote to DC and another to Utah was ugly, wait until you see this.

Since Congress is controlled by the Democrats, and since the Senate has three very nasty Republicans who appear to be more scared of the voters than Rush, and since the President is a Democrat, there is nothing standing in the way for Washington, DC to become a state.

Immediately the Democrats would have two guaranteed Senators and one Representative for all eternity–or until Jesus returns in his Hummer to make all those Democrat sinners pay.

Washington, DC is the bluest place in the Union. It is bluer than Massachusetts, with gay marriage 142 Democrats to 16 Republicans in the House, 35 Democrats and 5 Republicans in the House, a Democratic governor, two Democratic Senators, and not a single Republican Representative. It is bluer than Hawaii, with an astounding 46 Democrats to 5 lonely Republicans in the House, a shocking 23 Democrats with 2 Republicans in the Senate, and the entire Hawaiian congressional caucus made up of Democrats. Only the governor of Hawaii is Republican, and I have my doubts about that ding-a-ling Lingle.

Washington, DC is so blue it’s 90% Democratic registration pales only in comparison to the 92% majority they gave Barack Obama on election day, surpassing King County, New York County, Cook County, and Honolulu County.

So once again I must applaud my friends on the right for walking right into another trap set by the Democrats. By bitching and moaning about extra-constitutionality, you have ensured that the one thing we didn’t want will come to pass. The filibuster will be dead. Gay illegal aliens will be getting abortions on demand guaranteed by judges legislating from the bench and paid for by universal health care.

Can someone tell John Boehner to grow a pair? Better yet, I hear Rush Limbaugh still has the balls of Steele. Maybe he can borrow them.