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An Open Letter to Representative Virginia Foxx, Republican from the Fifth Congressional District of North Carolina

Dear Representative Foxx:

Let me be the first to thank you for the courage you showed standing in the well of the House and deriding the evil Hate Crimes Legislation. It must be very hard to stand up for your convictions, no matter how insane or absurd. I thought Michelle Bachmann was a tough act to follow, but, baby, you knocked her right out of the ring.

It must have taken a lot of fortitude to stand before the nation and proclaim that a young man, savagely beaten for his sexuality, was nothing more than the victim of a robbery gone wrong. I mean even with all the police reports and the confessions of the killers contradicting your “view” on events, you stood fast and strong. It’s that kind of dedication which keeps us Republicans denying evolution and global warming and being the Party of No.

If you closed your eyes listening to your speech, you could almost forget the plaintive screams and the unbelievable agony Matthew must have endured in the 18 hours he was tied to a fence. Listening to your dismissal of his pain, almost made me forget the torture his parents experienced as they watched their son die in a hospital before his life had even begun. You are a true American.

Now that you have exposed the Matthew Shepherd hoax, I urge you now to expose some other terrible hoaxes, which unfortunately, have been taken as fact.

That whole slavery thing is just bunk. No one can prove millions of Africans were abducted from their homeland, shoved into ships in chains, and sold like cattle in the United States. You just can’t prove it. I dare you to find it written down anywhere.

And while we’re at it, the Holocaust just doesn’t exist. I mean to kill 6,000,000 Jews, there would have to be something like Antisemitism in the world, and we know that there is no such thing as hatred of Jews. Like Global Warming, it is a lie perpetrated by the evil Jews who run the world.

And who can forget the lies of political genocide in places like the Soviet Union, Cambodia, Rwanda, Bosnia, and the Sudan? It just makes you sick how some people are able to doctor photographs, films, evidence, eye witnesses, etc. just to promote a fiction.

All of us real Americans are completely against the Hate Crimes Bill. It is a bill designed to make hateful acts a crime. And that is just un-American. Where would we be in the country without our gay, Polock, and black jokes? It isn’t racist to yell the N word out your car in a black neighborhood. And it certainly isn’t a crime to beat up some gay guy.

Thank you for making hatred a family value again!

For your undying devotion to your party and country, I would like to invite you into a very exclusive club. Not just anyone can join. It is by invitation only, and we only let the best and the brightest in. The name of this club is the Conservatives United for Non Truths. Some of its members are Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Melanie Morgan, Michelle Bachmann, and that blonde bitch from “Fox and Friends.”

Now since you are new, you of course cannot be the head of Conservatives United for Non Truths, but rest assured, if you continue to do work like this, you can place the letters C.U.N.T. on your business card, and proudly declare you are the biggest C.U.N.T. around.

Sincerely,

Blanca DeBree

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