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Boy Now Says Hannity Raped Him

hannityThe boy, who originally accused Sean Hannity of raping him only to recant his story a few days later, now says that he was coerced, and that his family was paid a large sum of money to take back his testimony.

Those close to the case say this may be the final piece of the puzzle authorities need before launching a massive investigation against the radio and talk show host.

“Subpoenas are being prepared,” an investigator said on condition of anonymity, “and a Jackson style probe is being planned,” referring to the inquiries and trials of Michael Jackson in the 1990’s and 2000’s.

Some people even say that there may be photographs taken of Mr. Hannity’s genitalia to be used in his most-certain-to-be up-coming trial.

A handful of insiders now say that Hannity is distressed, and that the impending police action against him is almost certainly the source of his most recent delusional statements on the air.

“If he has to go to jail,” a Fox News intern said “he plans to take the whole network down with him.”

Another person even closer to Hannity said “I would definitely watch his show in the coming weeks, because if you think the Beck meltdown is entertaining, wait until you see Sean come apart on the air.”

Only time will tell how this affects Fox News, but some say that there is already a major boycott in the works over these rape allegations against Hannity and another Fox News host.

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    Wow! This is juicy! I am loving the prospect of a Hannity trial unfolding before our very eyes. It certainly will be interesting to see how the religious right responds to Hannity’s hypocrisy. In all sincerity, the Republicans would likely be better off without him anyway. Nevertheless, in the meantime it sure does give us liberals something to salivate over.



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