After watching Glenn Beck this week explain to me art and communism, I decided to look everywhere for signs of socialism, fascism, and communism in art. I was shocked at what I found.
As I was watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta, which itself should be banned by the Geneva Convention, I saw a commercial for Macy’s and it hit me like a horny footballer at the bottom of a pile of hot muscular men: Macy’s red star is the symbol of communism.
And as I looked even closer, I realized how pervasive the store is with commie crap.
Take for instance the name: Macy’s. It has two syllables, just like Stalin, Hitler, and Lenin. You can’t get more communist than Hitler, now can you?
And the insidiousness doesn’t stop there. Macy’s sells clothing. Clothing is worn by communists. And some people say that communists buy their clothing at Macy’s.
It is scary how the evil communist Macy’s has taken over television with their red message. In just eight short months we have lost our country.
If you care anything about Jesus and democracy and getting our country back and all that stuff, then you must never shop at Macy’s again!
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I’ve never shopped there and I never will.
How many points does the Macy’s star have? Five. How many letters in the word Macy’s? Five. Just like Lenin, Obama, and Hitlr!