I let my assistant put movies into my Netflix queue. I hired him from Michelle Malkin, because he was cute and cheap. I figured if I got a little Filipino to do my administrative work, eventually I might be able to get him to, how shall we say?, pleasure Blanca. Well, after seeing the latest film he got me from Netflix, I guess I can kiss the idea of ever getting into his pants goodbye.
The latest horror I have been forced to watch three times is called Ang Lihim ni Antonio, which means Antionio’s Secret in Tagalog, or at least that is what my puki pal told me.
The film is unusual for a Filipino film, because it shows pee pee, lots of it. It shows so much of it, I lost count after the first half hour.
But what makes this film so insidious is that it has a riveting story, which you will enjoy. You’ll come for the penis and stay for the plot.
The story centers around a teenager with a secret, hence the title. Without giving too much of the movie away, the secret is he likes the cock.
If you rent this movie, you will be in for an evening of penis and pleasure.
But don’t take my word for it, get a Netflix account and rent it today. You will be disgusted.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to go get disgusted again.
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