The House of Representatives passed the Democrat healthcare bill on Saturday night with an amendment sponsored by Bart Stupak of Michigan. The so-called Stupak Amendment prohibits any federal funding for abortion in either the public option or the insurance exchange, except in cases of rape, incest, or the mother’s life being in danger. Pro-life Democrats and Republicans applauded the measure, and voted overwhelmingly for it. But I say it doesn’t go far enough.
It is not enough to limit funding for abortion. As a Republican, I do not want any public dollars going for any immoral or deviant behavior.
There should be no funding for AIDS treatment. AIDS is a disease spread through deviant sexual activities by homosexuals. Now I can hear a lot of shocked people now ask what about people like Ryan White, who contracted AIDS from a blood transfusion. Ryan White was a hemophiliac, and we all know hemophilia is caused by incestuous relations. Just ask the Romanovs. We should not be spending tax dollars to promote homosexuality or incest.
Additionally, no public money should be spent on treating cervical cancer. It has been proven that cervical cancer is caused by the human papilloma virus (HPV), which is spread through sexual activity. If the government funds either the vaccine for HPV or the treatment of cervical cancer, it is promoting female promiscuity, instead of promoting healthy monogamous loveless relationships.
I also do not want any of my tax dollars going to treat breast cancer. Spinsters, childless women, and lesbians all have a higher incidence of breast cancer. We should not be promoting a lifestyle for women who feel the need to not have husbands, have no children, or love other women. It states in the Bible God wants women to marry, procreate, and not lie with other women. Well, actually Leviticus only mentions male homosexuality, but I am just taking a stab that God doesn’t like women getting it on with other women, either.
There should also be no federal tax monies going to fund Alzheimer’s treatment. Research has shown that doing brain teasers regularly can help prevent Alzheimer’s and dementia. The indolent and slothful should not be rewarded for their lifelong cerebral inactivity by paying for their brain disease. We should reward people who think, work analytically, and ask questions.
Then again, maybe we can fund Alzheimer’s. After a lifetime of agreeing with Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, most people are essentially vegetables, having never used a single brain cell.
But all that other stuff still goes.
It is not enough to stop funding of abortion in this healthcare bill. We must stop funding all sick behavior and bring America back to moral standing like that taught in the Bible.






