I asked my little gay Filipino assistant, Pek Pek Supot, to get me a film noire crime drama from Netflix. And once again, he completely misunderstood what I meant. It didn’t take long after I popped the DVD into my player to find out that Private Dicks had nothing to do with private investigators and everything to do with dicks.
The film is essentially an hour of men talking about their Levi Johnstons. While the talkie talkie is pretty boring, I found the full frontal shots of everyday men very stimulating.
As a documentary the film in only fair. As a exposé of penises, it is truly entertaining.
Don’t forget to hit pause for the hot Asian guy and for the guy with the twelve inch penis. Fast forward over the 71-year-old. If you really need to see a penis that old, just volunteer to change your father’s diaper.
On the whole, I give Private Dicks one penis up.
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