Karl Rove announced that he was leaving his wife of 23 years, Darby. Dana Perino, lesbian and self-proclaimed bush lover, said in a prepared statement: Karl Rove and his wife, Darby, were granted a divorce last week. The couple came to the decision mutually and amicably, and they maintain a close re[...]
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Andy Martin, GOP Senate Candidate, Caught with Pants Down
Just mere days after a rumor began to circulate that Mark Kirk was a homosexual, a new rumor has surfaced, which accuses Andy Martin of being, among other things, a child rapist and Wiccan Priest. Andy Martin used a radio spot recently to accuse his opponent, Mark Kirk, of both being and surrounding[...]
An Open Comment to Reverend Phelps of JewsKilledJesus.com
Seems to me if the Jews didn’t kill Jesus, there would be no resurrection. Without a resurrection, there would be no forgiveness and eternal salvation. Without eternal salvation you would all go to Hell. Seems to me you should be thanking Jews for all the hard work they did. Or maybe you c[...]
Economic Guerilla Warfare
In the vast urban wasteland that is America there is a quiet little battle being waged between the forces of high finance and common everyday citizens. After years of usury and abuse, the tables have turned in this economic turmoil, giving homeowners the upper hand for the first time in decades. As[...]
December 16th, 2009 - 8:38 pm § in Homos
DC OKs Gay Marriage
Washington, D.C. made good on a threat to provide homo marriage yesterday, when the city council voted to approve the practice, which threatens to destroy the fabric of society and undo all traditional marriage by…um…let me think now…I’m sure I can figure this one out…t[...]
December 13th, 2009 - 9:53 am § in Homos
Houston, We Have a Problem
What’s wrong with this country when the most qualified and not the straightest person gets the job? On Saturday, Houstonians elected their first openly-gay mayor, Annise Parker, in a runoff race between two Democrat candidates. The Lesbian garnered more than 53% of the vote, even after va[...]
December 12th, 2009 - 6:09 pm § in Homos
A Capital Idea
With the recent gay marriage defeats in Maine, New York, and New Jersey, short little pug-faced bull dyke Maggie Gallagher has been dancing her angry little jig over the grave of homo nuptials. Now this champion of the closeted, self-loathing diesel dykes everywhere is turning her sights to the nat[...]
Bible Verse of the Week: Leviticus 11:10-12
10And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye [...][...]
November 5th, 2009 - 10:17 pm § in Homos
A Final Open Letter to Larry Stickney, President Washington Values Alliance
Dear Larry, Because I lack the typesetting skills of Arnold Schwarzenegger, let me start off by saying this: Fuck you. Perhaps I should elaborate on that. Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on. I’m sorry, I don’t think I am being very constructive. Let me rephrase. Fuck you, and the horse you [...]
Gays Change Strategy
Michael Wagner of the Gay and Lesbian Rights Force said yesterday that the victories of Proposition 1 in Maine and Referendum 71 in Washington exposed a fundamental flaw in how gays and lesbians were approaching equality. He said that a new paradigm was needed in order to grant gay and lesbian cou[...]
