Last night Blanca watched the Philippine premier of Spring Awakening produced by the Atlantis Productions group, now in their tenth year. Last night also marked Blanca’s Philippine premier, as she was one of the select audience members permitted to sit on the stage and have a closeup, albeit[...]
Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category
September 23rd, 2009 - 5:34 am § in TeeVee
Now I Understand Why Fran Drescher Is So Popular
While on vacation in Bohol, my puki pal, Michelle Malkin, and I were watching television while relaxing from a full day of snorkeling, kidnapping tarsiers, and harassing the natives. As we were flicking through the channels we came across a warning that the following program was of a graphic natur[...]
September 23rd, 2009 - 5:29 am § in Flicks
Movie Review: Kimmy Dora
I went to see Kimmy Dora, a comedy, at the SM Mall in Manila with my puki pal, Michelle Malkin. I must say, that I don’t think I ever laughed so hard since watching Ruthless People, the perfect comedy farce. Kimmy Dora is about a set of twins who are the heirs to a business empire. [...][...]
September 23rd, 2009 - 5:27 am § in Flicks
Movie Review: Gamer
Let me just start this review by saying that once again I was trying to escape the heat when I ended up seeing Gamer, a new sci-fi something. I say “something,” because I am not sure if it was meant to be a thriller, a whodunit, or a political mystery. The film deals with a convicted [...][...]
September 19th, 2009 - 10:47 pm § in Flicks
Movie Review: Whiteout
Let me just start by saying that my review of Whiteout is probably tainted, since I only saw the movie to escape the heat which is something like 100 in the shade. I figured a movie about the Antartic would cool me down. It did cool me down, but not in ways I expected. The main [...][...]
Movie Review: Taking Woodstock
My gal pals and I decided to celebrate that communist holiday Labor Day by taking in a movie. After much wrangling over which flick to see, we finally settled on Taking Woodstock. The film is a who’s who of hot young actors. Demetri Martin plays the youngest president ever of the Bethel Ch[...]
August 22nd, 2009 - 7:39 pm § in TeeVee
HBO Smut Alerts: Hung
Usually this is where I warn you about the kind of nudity you would encounter on that full frontal male nudity mecca HBO. But this post is a little different. Instead of complaining of the excessive wangs, I am here to complain about the complete paucity of penis on the unaptly named Hung on HBO. [...]
August 16th, 2009 - 11:00 am § in Flicks
Movie Review: District 9
Blanca went to see the new Peter Jackson flick called District 9. She was expecting an action-packed science fiction event, and she wasn’t disappointed. What did disappoint Blanca, however, was the political message neatly tucked into her exploding heads and dismembered limbs fest. In betw[...]
August 11th, 2009 - 11:26 pm § in Stage
Theatre Review: The Bacchae
When my puki pal Michelle Malkin said we were going to the theatre, I thought to myself, “at last, I finally get to see Naked Boys Singing.” When she told me we were going to see a Greek tragedy, I thought we were going to see a play about the unhappy marriage of Arriana Huffington. When[...]
August 9th, 2009 - 5:47 pm § in Music
Music Review: Icky House Club
Blanca would like to introduce a new up and coming musical group from New York City. She recently had the pleasure of seeing them live on stage during one of my undercover operations in the Village in New York City. For those of you who don’t know, Blanca often goes around different locale[...]
