When I was in college, I had a torrid love affair with a young woman named Hope. One day I came to her and told her that I had found Jesus and that I was leaving her. In reality, Jesus was our maid’s five-year-old son who had been missing all afternoon. Everyone [...][...]
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Andy Martin, GOP Senate Candidate, Caught with Pants Down
Just mere days after a rumor began to circulate that Mark Kirk was a homosexual, a new rumor has surfaced, which accuses Andy Martin of being, among other things, a child rapist and Wiccan Priest. Andy Martin used a radio spot recently to accuse his opponent, Mark Kirk, of both being and surrounding[...]
Send in the Clones
Yesterday’s stinging defeat in the 23rd Congressional District in upstate New York, has forced Republicans to do a little introspection and examine the future course of the party. While political pundits and analysts believe the Republicans lost an historically Republican district because of i[...]
Gays Change Strategy
Michael Wagner of the Gay and Lesbian Rights Force said yesterday that the victories of Proposition 1 in Maine and Referendum 71 in Washington exposed a fundamental flaw in how gays and lesbians were approaching equality. He said that a new paradigm was needed in order to grant gay and lesbian cou[...]
November 1st, 2009 - 3:51 pm § in Politics
Damned if We Do, Damned if We Don’t
In just two days, the nation goes to the polls to elect people to some of the most important political positions in the country, like Drain Commissioner, Alderman, or Freeholder. They will also vote on important questions, like if the township should move the garbage cans from the side of the town[...]
Rush Limbaugh Denied His Right to Own Black People
Rush Limbaugh was denied his God-given right this week to have a bunch of black folk call him “Massa.” What is the world coming to when a controversial, pill-popping, boy-raping blow hard cannot realize every American’s right to own human beings? Rush blamed the entire fiasco on [...]
Supreme Court to Hear Chicago Gun Case
The Supreme Court of the United States is going to hear an appeal of a handgun ban in Chicago. The plaintiff, a black guy who seems to be afraid of other black people, wants to have a gun so he can accomplish what the KKK has been unable to do. Last year the Supreme Court [...][...]
September 24th, 2009 - 12:18 am § in Politics
Palin Speaks
My puki pal, Michelle Malkin, and I took a quick trip to Hong Kong yesterday to hear Sarah Palin address an Asian economic group. We wanted to see how the future of the Republican movement would be received and how she would introduce herself to the Far East. Palin started with her usual jokes ab[...]
September 7th, 2009 - 10:48 am § in Politics
Barack Obama to Indoctrinate Our Children
This week, the first phase of re-education and indoctrination will begin with Obama playing the role of Hitler, that Commie-loving black Jew from Germany from sometime in the 19th Century or so. Obama’s Stalinist message is of the most onerous nature. The White House claims he will talk abou[...]
Be Careful What You Wish For
The opponents of health care reform are falling into a diabolical trap being set for them by the insurance industry, and they are dragging the pro reform crowd with them. Until recently, liberals and progressives were pushing for a single-payer plan, much like they have in Canada and the United King[...]
