Cambodia has begun deporting 20 Muslim Uighurs back to China. The Uighurs fled China after ethnic unrest earlier this summer. China has demanded the return of the Uighurs, claiming they are criminals wanted in the deaths of 17 people resulting from the riots. Amnesty International warns that tho[...]
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Flooding in Metro Manila
Typhoon Ondoy has been ravaging Metro Manila, flooding streets, submerging houses, and displacing many families. The category 2 typhoon is bringing unprecedented rains to the capital region, causing the worst metro flooding in a century. Traffic is paralyzed throughout the region, as lower lying are[...]
Ollie, Ollie, North Korea Frees Two Journalists
President Clinton flew on a secret mission to North Korea to secure the release of two American journalists being held captive on charges of spying. The two Korean-Americans returned to the United States aboard a jet owned by a Hollywood mogul after Clinton personally met with Kim Jong-Il to secur[...]
Save Money. Live Better. Support Abortion.
Walmart is a great store. Not only do they let poor people basically continue to live without resorting to eating dog food–or the dog–but they have brought hundreds of thousands of low-paying jobs to communities, which need them–having put all the other stores out of business by [...]
George W. Bush Gets Street Named in His Honor
President George W. Bush will be getting his own street named after him in the Kosova capital of Pristina. Currently the street to be renamed George W. Bush Street, is called Mother Teresa Street. Wow, way to go, Commander Guy, kicking that bitch of a nun right off the map! The government of Kosovo [...]
Coo Coo Kachoo, Adieu
Pervez Musharraf has resigned as President of Pakistan. One of the longest and staunchest allies in the War on Terrah has stepped down under pressure from the opposition party, which won a major electoral victory earlier this year. If Musharraf had not stepped down, he faced impeachment. Musharraf [...]
When It Comes to Georgia, Medvedev Is Just Stalin
Russian Federation President Dmitry Medvedev has just agreed to a cease-fire in the break-away republic of Georgia. I, for one, did not know the Peach Tree State was even part of the Russian Federation. But, as a US American, I don’t have maps, so I am usually the last to know. I am appalled[...]
