My personal assistant, Pek Pek Supot, was surfing the Internets last night instead of doing research like I pay him to do, and he came across this site, which was right up his alley. The site specializes in Filipino male celebrities. Did I mention they are nude? Well, they are. It is just di[...]
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November 9th, 2009 - 12:00 am § in Smut
Internets Smut Alert: NakedBoyNews
Yesterday I was asking my little gay Filipino assistant Pek Pek Supot to find me news on the Internets regarding the Democrat healthcare bill. He pointed me to a site, which he said was his favorite news source on the web. I should have known that his oversized libido would overwhelm his small b[...]
November 5th, 2009 - 10:47 pm § in Smut
Internets Smut Alert: Twins, Triplets, Brothers, Cousins, Etc.
I asked my little gay Filipino assistant, Pek Pek Supot, to help me with a little genealogy research for my new book exposing Barack Obama’s real birthplace. As you may know, Pek Pek has not been very reliable lately. I think his losing Miss Gay Filipina last month has really taken a toll [...]
November 5th, 2009 - 1:20 am § in Smut
Netflix Smut Alert: Private Dicks
I asked my little gay Filipino assistant, Pek Pek Supot, to get me a film noire crime drama from Netflix. And once again, he completely misunderstood what I meant. It didn’t take long after I popped the DVD into my player to find out that Private Dicks had nothing to do with private invest[...]
September 23rd, 2009 - 7:11 am § in Smut
Celebrity Smut Alert: Fran Drescher
After some searching on the Internets, I finally found the pictures every horny red-blooded American boy is looking for: The Nanny’s tits. I am posting them here as a public service. Remember, girls, to check your boobies. Fran is a survivor, and you can be too. But only if you catch c[...]
Movie Review: Taking Woodstock
My gal pals and I decided to celebrate that communist holiday Labor Day by taking in a movie. After much wrangling over which flick to see, we finally settled on Taking Woodstock. The film is a who’s who of hot young actors. Demetri Martin plays the youngest president ever of the Bethel Ch[...]
September 6th, 2009 - 11:25 am § in Smut
Netflix Smut Alert: Ang Lihim ni Antonio
I let my assistant put movies into my Netflix queue. I hired him from Michelle Malkin, because he was cute and cheap. I figured if I got a little Filipino to do my administrative work, eventually I might be able to get him to, how shall we say?, pleasure Blanca. Well, after seeing the latest [[...]
August 28th, 2009 - 11:34 am § in Smut
Internets Smut Alert: Naked Fuel
There is a new naked celebrity web site on the Internets, and by new, I mean new to Blanca. I stumbled upon it while I was doing my weekly patrolling for naked pictures of Wil Wheaton. Just a warning to all those nude Wheaton fans out there: most of those pictures are actually photoshopped, wi[...]
August 10th, 2009 - 6:41 pm § in Smut
Internets Smut Alert: Casperfan
Today’s Internets Smut alert is for Casperfan, a blog which specializes in nude celebrity pictures. Casperfan also has a large selection of nude Big Brother pictures from around the world. For those of you who don’t know it, in other countries, Big Brother, as well as other shows, are [...]
August 1st, 2009 - 2:18 pm § in Smut
Internets Smut Alert: Shannons Blogspot
Shannon Boh is an Australian photographer who seems to be allergic to his Speedos. He is constantly taking them off and taking pictures of himself and posting them on his blog. His website is filled with literally hundreds of pictures of both himself and other young fit Aussies in wet, skimpy bath[...]
