Dear Rush, I may call you Rush, right? I mean I don’t have to call you His Holiness or curtsy or genuflect or anything like that, right? I mean standing in your shadow is just awe inspiring. Actually, it’s a little scary. I mean it’s just like a total eclipse of the sun. [...]
Archive for the ‘Right’ Category
Abortion Soon to Be Illegal
A new bill making its way through several committees in Congress would do among other things make practically all abortion illegal. The Santorum Birthing Bill, named for the former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum who knows a thing or two about passing around a dead baby, would also end all gove[...]
December 30th, 2009 - 11:45 pm § in Right
Rush Limbaugh Dying in Hospital
Rush Limbaugh has been rushed to the hospital just in time to make the myriad of end of year lists of those departing us in 2009. Sources close to Mr. Limbaugh have confirmed that he is dying of cancer, which was first diagnosed earlier this year. After losing massive amount of weight, rumors began[...]
Send in the Clones
Yesterday’s stinging defeat in the 23rd Congressional District in upstate New York, has forced Republicans to do a little introspection and examine the future course of the party. While political pundits and analysts believe the Republicans lost an historically Republican district because of i[...]
I’m Not Racist, Some of My Best Friends Are Colored
A Louisiana Justice of the Peace refused to marry a couple because one was white and the other was black. At last reports, they are at least opposite sex. (AP) NEW ORLEANS A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any [...]
Rush Limbaugh Denied His Right to Own Black People
Rush Limbaugh was denied his God-given right this week to have a bunch of black folk call him “Massa.” What is the world coming to when a controversial, pill-popping, boy-raping blow hard cannot realize every American’s right to own human beings? Rush blamed the entire fiasco on [...]
September 26th, 2009 - 5:27 am § in Right
Rush Limbaugh Dying of Cancer
Rush Limbaugh announced on Jay Leno that he has lost a total of 90 pounds since March, and 7 pounds since Saturday on a new quick slimming diet, which he refuses to detail on his website. He says he doesn’t understand how it works, but all he knows is that it does. However, anonymous sourc[...]
September 19th, 2009 - 10:30 pm § in Right
Ramadan-Ding-Dong
Tomorrow is a national holiday in the Philippines to mark Eid-al-Fitr, which is the end of Ramadan. As a gesture of brotherhood with the Philippines’ Muslim citizens, the President oF the Republic of the Philippines, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, has called for Monday, September 21 to be a nati[...]
September 18th, 2009 - 8:38 pm § in Right
My Fair Lady
I have made it my personal mission to save as many Filipinos as a I can during my visit to the Pearl of the East. I’m not saving their immortal souls–they are already damned for being Catholic. I am saving their political souls. I am saving as many of our little brown brothers as I[...]
September 16th, 2009 - 7:40 am § in Right
Boy Now Says Hannity Raped Him
The boy, who originally accused Sean Hannity of raping him only to recant his story a few days later, now says that he was coerced, and that his family was paid a large sum of money to take back his testimony. Those close to the case say this may be the final piece of the puzzle [...][...]
