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May 30th, 2009 - 1:09 pm § in Homos, News, Politics

Gay Marriage Makes Strange Bedfellows

Two former foes have combined forces in an unlikely alliance aimed at striking down Proposition 8 in California. Ted Olson and David Boies, who were on opposite sides of Bush v. Gore in 2000, which ultimately decided the outcome of the 2000 Presidential race, are challenging the California Supreme [...]

May 7th, 2009 - 8:41 am § in News, Politics

The Case for Texas to Secede

Dr. Ron Paul has suggested that it is not un-American to talk about secession. The state of Oklahoma passed a resolution, which basically says they don’t have to listen to the federal government. Not since the Dixicrats and the federalization of the Arkansas National Guard, have we seen such bit[...]

November 27th, 2008 - 11:38 am § in News

The Democrats Are Stealing the Election in Minnesota!

Those crafty Democrats are at it again! First they tried to steal the Presidential election in 2000 by giving more votes to Al Gore, then they tried to steal the election in 2004 by having lots and lots of people wait in lines and complain about a lack of voting machines in Ohio. [...][...]

November 7th, 2008 - 9:56 pm § in News, Politics, Right

The Bitch Is Back

The election is over, and Blanca is finally unleashed, like Oprah, able to go back to her own neo-con self. Over the past several months the prospect of John McCain in the White House sent shivers down the spine of every God-fearing, everyone-else hating conservative in this country. We figured if [...]

October 18th, 2008 - 8:51 am § in News, Politics, Right

Joe the Plumber Symbolizes the McCain Campaign

In Wednesday’s last, and final–thank you, God!–Presidential debate between the walking dead candidate John McCain and the soon-to-be-President Barack Obama, McCain invoked the name of one Joe “the Plumber” more than 20 times. He reached out to him, holding him up as ex[...]

October 2nd, 2008 - 4:51 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Why Palin Has Already Lost the Debate

A lot of hay has been made over the soft bigotry of lowered expectations. Some conservatives, notably Kay and Pat Buchanon, have jumped to the defense of Sarah Palin, screaming for McCain to let Sarah be Sarah. Some have drudged up old video of her debate in Alaska in 2006, where she went [...][...]

September 16th, 2008 - 9:09 pm § in News, Politics

McCain Invented the Blackberry

John McCain claims to have invented the Blackberry. Now many have jumped on this claim, stating that it is once again a demonstration of his loosening grip on reality and his onset of dementia. Others claim that he was misunderstood, like Gore with the Internet or Hitler with the Sudetenland. Still[...]

July 31st, 2008 - 7:52 pm § in News, Politics

An Open Letter to George W. Bush

Dear Commander Guy: Things are tough. I know. You feel like all the hard work you’ve done over the past eight years has been for nothing. You’re feeling lower than your mother’s tits. You have watched your legacy evaporate under the weight of Iraq, the economy, fuel prices, Ame[...]

May 26th, 2008 - 10:30 am § in Entertainment, News, Politics, Right

Reviewing a Recount

Last night I decided to watch the HBO film Recount instead of my usual Memorial Day activity of watching scrambled porn so I can write irate letters to the cable company about their channel content. It was probably for the best, since after a couple hours of watching those wavy lines I end up [...][...]

February 13th, 2008 - 7:47 pm § in News, Politics

Obama, McCain Pull Hat Trick; Jesus Pouts

With every passing day my dream of a Huckabee-Clinton match up seems to fade. Barack Obama passed Hillary Clinton last night in the pledged delegate count after capturing Maryland, Virginia, and Washington, D.C. all by double digits. McCain continues to test my faith in God by winning all three hi[...]