Blanca has been resisting the urge to comment on the recent events taking place in Iran. Although it would be easy to take advantage of this opportunity for my own personal and political gain, I realize that anything said on this blog could be used against the people of Iran, who are courageously f[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Ann Coulter’
An Open Letter to Maggie Gallagher, President, NOM (National Organization for Marriage)
Dear Maggie: I wanted to write you to thank you for your latest effort to protect opposite marriage from the icky gay. This newest campaign uses our most precious resources—already born and usually neglected children—to hammer the dangers of the same marriage home to everyone, who may not being[...]
This Week in the Gay
It has been a rather busy week for the homosexualists. The storm clouds surrounding the gay marriage moved in as a cold front over the Midwest created gay showers in New England, with a 50% chance of the gay rubbing off on some of the other “New” states. First Maine became the fifth sta[...]
An Open Letter to Representative Virginia Foxx, Republican from the Fifth Congressional District of North Carolina
Dear Representative Foxx: Let me be the first to thank you for the courage you showed standing in the well of the House and deriding the evil Hate Crimes Legislation. It must be very hard to stand up for your convictions, no matter how insane or absurd. I thought Michelle Bachmann was a tough [...[...]
Tea Bagger Party
Blanca has hitched her wagon to the whole tea bagging phenomenon storming the nation. In fact, I like tea bagging so much, that I have decided to start my own Tea Bagger Party. This should not be confused with the tea bagging parties being planned around the nation. This is an actual political par[...]
When Will Gay Republicans Learn?
I was watching the teevee on Friday night, sipping my martini, and getting a foot rub from my puki pal Michelle Malkin, when we decided to change the channel from the 24-hour All Nude News Network to HBO. We like to watch Bill Maher, because, like my gal pal Ann Coulter, we may complain [...][...]
Blanca Accepting Applications for Guest Host
It seems all of my right wing pals have backup hosts to take over for them when they go on vacation. Bill O’Reilly has my puki pal Michelle Malkin and Melanie Morgan when he goes out to buy new loofahs. Sean Hannity has Joe the Plumber for those times he feels like getting [...][...]
The Homeless Are too Damn Rich to Be Homeless
A photo snapped of Michelle Obama serving homeless meals stirred some controversy recently. Or more exactly, a photo of a homeless guy snapping a photo of Michelle Obama on his cell phone has gotten everyone on the right very angry. Even Michelle Malkin has gotten into the game, pointing out how r[...]
