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April 28th, 2009 - 1:40 pm § in News, Politics

We Did It!

Arlen Specter, that perpetual thorn in the side of good God-loving, Bible-thumping, science-shunning, reality ignoring Republicans has changed his affiliation to Democrat. The Republican, I mean Democrat, who is up for election in 2010, has been a Republican Senator from the Keystone State since 198[...]

April 22nd, 2009 - 5:50 pm § in Homos, Jesus, News, Politics, Right

Conservatism Is Dead

We don’t know when it happened, whether it was late in 2008, or if it was early in 2009, but one thing is certain. Conservatism is dead. Those reliable sources and lauded laureates of conservatism are either dead or irrelevant. William F. Buckley, Jr. died last year, and took with him some o[...]

December 8th, 2008 - 8:16 pm § in News, Politics

Winning Isn’t Everything

The runoff win of Saxby Chambliss and the surprising defeat of William Jefferson at the hands of the first Vietnamese American not to be an extra on China Beach or to have his own infomercial on getting rich quick, has heartened many Republicans and convinced the right wing on a morphine drip that t[...]

April 20th, 2008 - 9:11 am § in News, Politics

Specter Graph

The senior senator from Pennsylvania, Arlen Specter, has announced that his cancer has returned. Divine retribution not withstanding, he vows to fight the good fight and continue being the senior senator from the Keystone State. God is punishing Senator Specter for all the times he made life difficu[...]

September 9th, 2007 - 5:24 pm § in News, Politics

Congratulations

Congratulations on your announcement, Fred Thompson! Finally we have a candidate the likes of Reagan and Bush (43, not 41) in whom we can place our hopes for a new victory in 2008. But may I suggest you stay away from holding children? They only make you look older than you really do, which [...][...]

February 14th, 2007 - 5:42 pm § in News, Politics

To Be Quite Franken…

Blanca wholly supports Al Franken in his bid for the Democratic nomination for Minnesota’s 2008 Senate seat. I know. This may sound hypocritical or at least unhinged, but I assure you, there is method to my madness. Please calm down. Blanca has not drunk from the Kool-Aid. You see, Norm Co[...]

February 5th, 2007 - 6:17 pm § in News, Politics

Collins (Susan, not Blanca’s Favorite Drink)

And now something from the “rhymes with ‘witch’ file.” It’s high time that we on the right learn to dump our “moderate” Republican friends. They are RHINO’s (Republican in Name Only). I have no idea what the “h” stands for. Probably som[...]