When I was in college, I had a torrid love affair with a young woman named Hope. One day I came to her and told her that I had found Jesus and that I was leaving her. In reality, Jesus was our maid’s five-year-old son who had been missing all afternoon. Everyone [...][...]
Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’
Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Barack Obama has become the third sitting American President and the first African American to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Gasps greeted the Nobel Prize Committee as they announced that the 44th President of the United States has won the prize a mere nine months after taking office in January. Four A[...]
Healthcare = Eugenics
Normally Republicans like me are all in favor of eugenics. There is nothing like thinning the herd to get rid of some of those less desirables, like folks who are melatonin challenged or a little light in the loafers. But Obama has taken the idea of eugenics too far. His plan to provide universa[...]
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Barack Obama Hates White People
My good friend, Glenn “Ouch, my ass hurts” Beck recently went on the Fox and Friends and said that he believes that Barack Obama not only has a deep-seated hatred of white people, but that he also hates white culture. I for one, couldn’t agree more with my tea bagging friend. Fro[...]
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Persian Pity
Blanca has been resisting the urge to comment on the recent events taking place in Iran. Although it would be easy to take advantage of this opportunity for my own personal and political gain, I realize that anything said on this blog could be used against the people of Iran, who are courageously f[...]
Rush Limbaugh Bitches about His Email
Rush Limbaugh chastised Shepard Smith today for his comments about the increasingly frightening tone of the emails he receives on a daily basis at Fox News. Limbaugh bragged that the hate mail he gets makes Fox News’ mail pale by comparison. Rush, email for rapid weight loss and penis enlarge[...]
Sotomayor is an Empathetic Racist
The talking heads have been doing the television circuit recently decrying President Barack Obama’s nominee to the Supreme Court to replace Justice Souter as a racist, activist judge with empathetic leans and tits. The titular head—not to be confused with boob head—of the Republican Party, Rus[...]
Gay Marriage Makes Strange Bedfellows
Two former foes have combined forces in an unlikely alliance aimed at striking down Proposition 8 in California. Ted Olson and David Boies, who were on opposite sides of Bush v. Gore in 2000, which ultimately decided the outcome of the 2000 Presidential race, are challenging the California Supreme [...]
What It Means to Be a Republican in 2009
It’s very difficult to be a Republican these days. You have to do and say things, that don’t always make sense. It is not something just anyone can do. Only the best of the best can be Republicans today, and that’s why–and for that reason alone–just 21% of the country identifies[...]
Glenn Beck Kills Three Police Officers in Pittsburgh
For years the mantra has been that guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Whenever some nut goes out and kills a bunch of people with a gun, we find some other reason to blame, other than the fact that the lunatic had a gun in the first place. In 1999, when Eric Harris and [...][...]
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