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August 8th, 2009 - 5:41 pm § in Ferners, News

Ollie, Ollie, North Korea Frees Two Journalists

President Clinton flew on a secret mission to North Korea to secure the release of two American journalists being held captive on charges of spying.  The two Korean-Americans returned to the United States aboard a jet owned by a Hollywood mogul after Clinton personally met with Kim Jong-Il to secur[...]

January 29th, 2009 - 8:25 pm § in News, Politics, Right

The Sixth Estate

Rush Limbaugh is fat enough to have his own zip code. He’s so big, he has his own gravity field. He’s so ginormous, he eclipses the sun for most New England states. But his largess became even larger recently, when he announced that he was more feared by Obama than John “I [...][...]

January 4th, 2009 - 2:43 pm § in News, Politics

Richardson Withdraws from Nomination

New Mexico Governor, Bill Richardson, has withdrawn his name from nomination for Commerce Secretary, according to MSNBC. Richardson, a Democrat, stated that a pending investigation into a company, which has done business with New Mexico could delay the nomination process, and would hurt the incoming[...]

December 31st, 2008 - 1:46 pm § in News, Politics, Right

A Look Back at Blanca’s 2008 Predictions

One year ago today, Blanca made some gutsy predictions for 2008. Many thought Blanca was crazy for placing her reputation on the line like this. But I always figured if I was royally wrong, I could just go back and change the original posting, to make it look like I was right all [...][...]

December 28th, 2008 - 2:35 pm § in Ferners, News, Politics

George W. Bush Gets Street Named in His Honor

President George W. Bush will be getting his own street named after him in the Kosova capital of Pristina. Currently the street to be renamed George W. Bush Street, is called Mother Teresa Street. Wow, way to go, Commander Guy, kicking that bitch of a nun right off the map! The government of Kosovo [...]

November 7th, 2008 - 9:56 pm § in News, Politics, Right

The Bitch Is Back

The election is over, and Blanca is finally unleashed, like Oprah, able to go back to her own neo-con self. Over the past several months the prospect of John McCain in the White House sent shivers down the spine of every God-fearing, everyone-else hating conservative in this country. We figured if [...]

October 11th, 2008 - 9:38 am § in Homos, News, Politics, Right

An Open Letter to California

Dear California, Let me just start by saying that I like nothing more than fear and prejudice. After all, I am a card carrying Republican. We invented such gems like the Southern Strategy, homophobia, and the general fear of liberalism. But there is something I hate even more than gays, liberals,[...]

August 28th, 2008 - 8:11 pm § in News, Politics

I Won’t Vote for Obama Because He Is a Nigger

Some time ago I wrote a piece trying to address racism in the race for the White House. Originally I did not permit anonymous comments. Later, I decided to allow anyone to write in this blog, regardless of whether he had a Blogspot account. At the time there were three comments. I will [...][...]

August 17th, 2008 - 4:17 pm § in News, Politics

When the Hell is Cindy McCain Going to Smother John in His Sleep?

The Dipshit Express nearly ran off the road this week, as Johnny began to flirt with the notion of naming former Pennsylvania governor Tom Ridge as his Vice Presidential pick, creating quite a stirring in the conservative community. Tom Ridge not only is pro-abortion, he has performed at least 20 al[...]

August 8th, 2008 - 4:38 pm § in Homos, News, Politics, Right

John Edwards Isn’t Gay Afterall

My gal pal, Ann Coulter, owes John Edwards an apology. Edwards admitted today to having an affair, but not to fathering a child, although Ann is pretty sure the child is gay. I didn’t think that Edwards was gay all along. After all, only Republicans are gay. I mean, there was Foley, and [..[...]