I was having lunch at Sylvia’s with my good friend Bill O’Reilly a while back. He was having the Mother Fucker Ice Tea, and I was having a nice salad with some corn bread, greens, and meatloaf. I asked Bill. “How do you generate so much traffic to your web site and get some m[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Bill O’Reilly’
Time to Reboot
Like millions of you, I will never forget where I was when I heard the tragic news. I sank to the floor and cried. An adult isn’t supposed to cry over people she’s never met, but when such a singular loss hits the nation, you mourn as if it were kith and kin. [...][...]
Blanca Accepting Applications for Guest Host
It seems all of my right wing pals have backup hosts to take over for them when they go on vacation. Bill O’Reilly has my puki pal Michelle Malkin and Melanie Morgan when he goes out to buy new loofahs. Sean Hannity has Joe the Plumber for those times he feels like getting [...][...]
A Look Back at Blanca’s 2008 Predictions
One year ago today, Blanca made some gutsy predictions for 2008. Many thought Blanca was crazy for placing her reputation on the line like this. But I always figured if I was royally wrong, I could just go back and change the original posting, to make it look like I was right all [...][...]
An Open Letter to California
Dear California, Let me just start by saying that I like nothing more than fear and prejudice. After all, I am a card carrying Republican. We invented such gems like the Southern Strategy, homophobia, and the general fear of liberalism. But there is something I hate even more than gays, liberals,[...]
Mr. 19%
Our beloved Commander Guy has once again gone where no man has gone before. His approval rating is now at just 19%, lower than any other President in history. On the economy, he scores just 17%. I think herpes has a higher approval rate. The Democrats have still to take advantage of our be[...]
Blanca Applies to Fox News
Dear Hiring Manager: I would like to apply for a position with FoxNews. My qualifications include lying, pulling facts out of thin air, and, when necessary, straight out of my ass, and following whatever talking points are given to me by Republicans, no matter how idiotic or counter productive. I b[...]
