That lovable shotgun-to-the-face ex-Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney is at it again, touring the country with his ragtag fleet of misfits, selling his tonics and potions on the teevee like the snake oil salesmen of days gone by. But this time he isn’t selling yellow cake uranium or “[...]
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Universe Bitch Slaps Lynn Cheney
Lynn Cheney is recovering in a Philadelphia hospital after a suffering a “fall” today. In an unrelated story, Lynn Cheney apologized to her husband for getting in his way as he was shoving her down the stairs on their home. A spokesperson for the family denied that Dick Cheney was tryin[...]
Santelli, Sen. Kyl Push Back Against “Outrage” Over AIG Bonuses
On Monday, Sen. Jon Kyl ridiculed politicians for being quick to “demagogue” the AIG issue. And while rapping AIG for soaking up taxpayer funds before issuing bonuses, he warned — during an appearance on Fred Thompson’s radio show — that pols like him would “just [...]
An Open Letter to Sarah Palin
Dear Governor Palin, You probably know by now that I have not been altogether happy with your placement on the 2008 Republican ticket. But with recent events, I think we are stuck with each other, and should make the best of a bad situation. It seems our party is placing all of its hopes in you, [.[...]
Great Tactical Blunders of History
History is replete with instances of poor choices and bad decisions: the Maginot Line, Hitler’s invasion of the Soviet Union, Vietnam. Today John McCain is committing another great blunder, which will go down in tactical history as perhaps the worst campaign mistake since Giuliani’s Fl[...]
A Review of War, Inc.
So my puki pal, Michelle Malkin, dragged me out to see a new movie with John and Joan Cusack. I thought it was worth a lark. Watching movies with the Cusack’s brings back fond memories of my childhood. We asked Ann Coulter along, but she said if she wanted to relive her [...][...]
Just Dicking Around
Tonight as I stare at the four walls, reminiscing on all the great times we have had over the past seven years with Commander Guy in the White House, I realize that soon it may all come crashing down. With our party bitterly divided, an electorate completely confused about who would be the best [..[...]
A Question for Mittens
A Reagan conservative should be wary of Mitt Romney. A fiscal conservative should be suspicious of Mitt Romney. A social conservative should be frightened of Mitt Romney. During his governorship in Massachusetts, he raised taxes. Under his leadership, the state began a dangerous foray into social[...]
