I would like to ask all my readers out there to pick their favorite posts from the past 3 years. Moving to a new blog is a lot like moving out of an apartment–that is I think is it like moving out of an apartment. Being an über-rich Republican, I have no idea what an [...][...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fox News’
Sarah Palin Resigns
Sarah Palin, the one-time Vice Presidential candidate on the bottom of the ticket, literally underneath John McCain, has announced today she will resign. Lt. Governor Sean Parnelli will assume control of the largest state in the union (by size) and the 47th largest state (by population). Palin did [...]
Time to Reboot
Like millions of you, I will never forget where I was when I heard the tragic news. I sank to the floor and cried. An adult isn’t supposed to cry over people she’s never met, but when such a singular loss hits the nation, you mourn as if it were kith and kin. [...][...]
Mr. Cheney’s Super Magical Phantomorgasmical Torture Tour
That lovable shotgun-to-the-face ex-Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney is at it again, touring the country with his ragtag fleet of misfits, selling his tonics and potions on the teevee like the snake oil salesmen of days gone by. But this time he isn’t selling yellow cake uranium or “[...]
The New Improved Republican Party
Like Windows 7, like Match Game 76, like New Coke, the Republican Party is trying to rebrand itself to seem fresh and to lick its self-inflicted wounds from two years of mismanagement and contraction. Like New Coke, a reformulation will only cause the faithful to abandon the G.O.P. in droves, most l[...]
The Mother of All Tea Baggings
Blanca will be bringing it to you live, from the Mother of All Tea Baggings, at City Hall in New York City. The event, which is sponsored–I mean covered–by Fox News promises to be the biggest party New York conservatives have seen since the last gay pride parade. Stay tuned for all the [...]
Advice for Republican Bloggers
The right wing blogosphere today is comprised of two main factions. Many of the blogs out the today attack Obama for any number of trivial matters, whether they be the gift of an iPod to the Queen of England, or to his referring to Austrian as a language and not a country. While [...][...]
When Will Gay Republicans Learn?
I was watching the teevee on Friday night, sipping my martini, and getting a foot rub from my puki pal Michelle Malkin, when we decided to change the channel from the 24-hour All Nude News Network to HBO. We like to watch Bill Maher, because, like my gal pal Ann Coulter, we may complain [...][...]
