In the vast urban wasteland that is America there is a quiet little battle being waged between the forces of high finance and common everyday citizens. After years of usury and abuse, the tables have turned in this economic turmoil, giving homeowners the upper hand for the first time in decades. As[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Gay Marriage’
December 16th, 2009 - 8:38 pm § in Homos
DC OKs Gay Marriage
Washington, D.C. made good on a threat to provide homo marriage yesterday, when the city council voted to approve the practice, which threatens to destroy the fabric of society and undo all traditional marriage by…um…let me think now…I’m sure I can figure this one out…t[...]
December 12th, 2009 - 6:09 pm § in Homos
A Capital Idea
With the recent gay marriage defeats in Maine, New York, and New Jersey, short little pug-faced bull dyke Maggie Gallagher has been dancing her angry little jig over the grave of homo nuptials. Now this champion of the closeted, self-loathing diesel dykes everywhere is turning her sights to the nat[...]
November 5th, 2009 - 10:17 pm § in Homos
A Final Open Letter to Larry Stickney, President Washington Values Alliance
Dear Larry, Because I lack the typesetting skills of Arnold Schwarzenegger, let me start off by saying this: Fuck you. Perhaps I should elaborate on that. Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on. I’m sorry, I don’t think I am being very constructive. Let me rephrase. Fuck you, and the horse you [...]
Gays Change Strategy
Michael Wagner of the Gay and Lesbian Rights Force said yesterday that the victories of Proposition 1 in Maine and Referendum 71 in Washington exposed a fundamental flaw in how gays and lesbians were approaching equality. He said that a new paradigm was needed in order to grant gay and lesbian cou[...]
October 9th, 2009 - 5:53 pm § in Homos
Get Smart!
We Republicans have a lot to contend with. Between the FEMA re-education camps, Obama’s death panels killing grandma, and the country becoming Communist/Nazi/Socialist overnight, we really can’t pay attention to everything going on. We have to be smarter. We have to focus. We have to[...]
Supreme Court to Hear Chicago Gun Case
The Supreme Court of the United States is going to hear an appeal of a handgun ban in Chicago. The plaintiff, a black guy who seems to be afraid of other black people, wants to have a gun so he can accomplish what the KKK has been unable to do. Last year the Supreme Court [...][...]
September 25th, 2009 - 9:20 pm § in Homos
A Pledge to Support Maine’s Yes Vote on Proposition 1
I am pledging my support to Proposition 1, the ballot question to repeal gay marriage in Maine. I would also like to join all of my conservative friends in pledging to support Maine both financially and emotionally if they vote Yes on Prop 1. As a conservative, gay marriage is a hot button issue, [...]
August 30th, 2009 - 11:42 am § in Homos
Trouble Brewing for Proposition 1 in Maine
Earlier this week I spoke with the Secretary of State for the State of Maine, Matthew Dunlap, by email. I asked him what the status was on counting the more than 100,000 signatures submitted by the groups opposed to gay marriage in Maine. Things do not appear to be looking good. I asked Mr. [...][...]
Notorious Homosexual Named as New Face of NOM
The National Organization for Marriage–the folks who brought you the infamous It’s Raining Men video to scare California into voting to piss off the only group still financially stable enough to drop some dough on getting hitched–just named man-on-dog sex enthusiast Rick Santorum a[...]
