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October 27th, 2009 - 7:17 pm § in Healthcare

Harry Reid and the Sorcerer’s Opt Out Public Option

Yesterday the Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid of Nevada found something he had been searching for for years:  a backbone.  With an utterance in his telltale sing song voice, Reid announced that the healthcare reform bill in the Senate would indeed include a public option.  And as if to stick t[...]

April 28th, 2009 - 5:25 pm § in News, Politics, Right

What It Means to Be a Republican in 2009

It’s very difficult to be a Republican these days. You have to do and say things, that don’t always make sense. It is not something just anyone can do. Only the best of the best can be Republicans today, and that’s why–and for that reason alone–just 21% of the country identifies[...]

January 2nd, 2009 - 1:35 pm § in News, Politics

Thank Heaven for Rod Blagojevich

The 17th Amendment aside, there is nothing more delicious than Illinois Rod Blagojevich. His refusal to resign and his entrenchment into the office of the Governor have made him the most despised Democrat today–even more despised than Nancy Pelosi. But wait, there’s more! Now that Blago[...]

December 15th, 2007 - 8:06 pm § in News, Politics

Vaccination!

There are two versions of the same tele- comm- unications bill on the desk of Majority Leader Harry Reid: one, which grants immunity to the telecoms, and another, which does not. Now both sides are afeared of a bill which will either, according to which side you fall on, will either grant immunity[...]

November 20th, 2007 - 11:48 am § in News, Politics, Right

A Friend’s Affliction

A liberal friend of mine called me in a panic this morning. Yes, I know, but like my gal pal Ann Coulter, just because I hate the homos and the liberals doesn’t mean I can’t befriend them or sleep with them. Now I agreed to keep my friend’s identity secret, so let’s just [.[...]

May 26th, 2007 - 12:35 am § in News, Politics

Surrender Monkees

Ever since the Wicked Witch of the West wrote with smoke in the skies over Oz “Surrender Dorothy,” the Democrats have been trying to obey her command. And this week they succeeded. The only think worse than spineless coward, who wants to cut and run is a spineless coward who gives into [...]

May 17th, 2007 - 11:51 pm § in News, Politics

There’s Something About Harry

You know, there is something funny about guys named Reid. There was that screwy shoe guy. Then there was that Christian (really gay guy) Ralphie. Now there is Harry. Harry is your lovable, fun, defeatist Democrat from Nevada. Good Ol’ Harry claims the war is lost! How quaint. And what [.[...]

December 29th, 2006 - 7:55 pm § in News, Politics, Right

The Bitch is Back!

Like many of us in the conservative movement, Blanca has been in rehab for several weeks after the “unfortunate incident” when the “Democrats” “won” the “House” and “Senate” I’ve tried to take solace in the words of my gal pal Ann Cou[...]