When I was in college, I had a torrid love affair with a young woman named Hope. One day I came to her and told her that I had found Jesus and that I was leaving her. In reality, Jesus was our maid’s five-year-old son who had been missing all afternoon. Everyone [...][...]
Posts Tagged ‘Healthcare’
December 30th, 2009 - 4:20 pm § in Healthcare
Blanca Now Supports Health Care Reform
After lengthly consultation with health care providers, insurance company executives, and senior citizen advocates, Blanca has decided to change her position on health care reform being advocated by Democrats in Congress. Well, it was not so much the consultation with health care experts as a length[...]
December 19th, 2009 - 8:33 am § in Healthcare
Al Franken to Joe Lieberman: STFU
This is just horrible! I mean if someone on the right tried to do this, they would be accused of Antisemitism, but when someone on the left does it, it gets a headline on the Huffington Post and a coveted spot on You Tube. Oy, oy, oy, the hypocrisy! [...]
November 9th, 2009 - 11:23 pm § in Healthcare
It Doesn’t Go Far Enough
The House of Representatives passed the Democrat healthcare bill on Saturday night with an amendment sponsored by Bart Stupak of Michigan. The so-called Stupak Amendment prohibits any federal funding for abortion in either the public option or the insurance exchange, except in cases of rape, inces[...]
November 8th, 2009 - 5:36 pm § in Healthcare
Republican Traitor of the Week: Joseph Cao
Last night, around 11 PM, the South suffered the worst indignation since Sherman marched on Atlanta and burned it to the ground. Actually, if any of you have been to Atlanta lately, a repeat of that infamous siege might be welcome. A shittier town in the South I have never seen. Joseph Cao, of N[...]
October 29th, 2009 - 5:54 pm § in Healthcare
Hooray for Kansas!
The folks in Kansas aren’t having anything to do with Obamacare. Several state senators are planning to introduce a bill, which would keep Kansans free. Free I tell you. It is every Kansan’s right to not have healthcare. And they certainly aren’t going to silently sit by wh[...]
October 27th, 2009 - 7:17 pm § in Healthcare
Harry Reid and the Sorcerer’s Opt Out Public Option
Yesterday the Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid of Nevada found something he had been searching for for years: a backbone. With an utterance in his telltale sing song voice, Reid announced that the healthcare reform bill in the Senate would indeed include a public option. And as if to stick t[...]
October 16th, 2009 - 10:18 am § in Healthcare
Snowe Way!
Olypmia Snowe joined thirteen Democrats this week in voting for health care reform in the powerful and conservative Senate Finance Committee, pushing forward a promise made by President Obama to bring universal affordable healthcare to all Americans. Snowe showed her true colors this week when she s[...]
October 1st, 2009 - 1:01 pm § in Healthcare
How Did Alan Grayson Discover Our Health Care Plan?
The other night I was watching C-SPAN. Don’t ask. Blanca leads a lonely life, occasionally punctuated by political porn emanating from the well of the House of Representatives. Tuesday was such a night. Freshman Congressman Alan Grayson of Florida revealed the Republican and insurance [...]
September 18th, 2009 - 8:38 pm § in Right
My Fair Lady
I have made it my personal mission to save as many Filipinos as a I can during my visit to the Pearl of the East. I’m not saving their immortal souls–they are already damned for being Catholic. I am saving their political souls. I am saving as many of our little brown brothers as I[...]
