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May 18th, 2009 - 12:41 pm § in News, Politics

Robert Byrd Hospitalized With Temperature Spike

Sen. Robert C. Byrd, 91 and the longest-serving senator in history, was hospitalized last Friday with a temperature spike evidently caused by a minor infection, his office announced Monday. I don’t think anyone should worry about any Republican taking his seat. If he were comatose, he would s[...]

April 16th, 2009 - 9:09 pm § in News, Politics

We’re Back, Baby!

After what appears to be a nail biter in the 20th congressional district in upstate New York, the Republican Jim Tedesco is trailing by only 86 votes in the super white, Republican-leaning district. With approximately 1200 ballots being challenged by Tedesco and his Democrat challenger Scott Murphy[...]

April 8th, 2009 - 7:37 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Advice for Republican Bloggers

The right wing blogosphere today is comprised of two main factions. Many of the blogs out the today attack Obama for any number of trivial matters, whether they be the gift of an iPod to the Queen of England, or to his referring to Austrian as a language and not a country. While [...][...]

January 29th, 2009 - 8:25 pm § in News, Politics, Right

The Sixth Estate

Rush Limbaugh is fat enough to have his own zip code. He’s so big, he has his own gravity field. He’s so ginormous, he eclipses the sun for most New England states. But his largess became even larger recently, when he announced that he was more feared by Obama than John “I [...][...]

December 31st, 2008 - 1:46 pm § in News, Politics, Right

A Look Back at Blanca’s 2008 Predictions

One year ago today, Blanca made some gutsy predictions for 2008. Many thought Blanca was crazy for placing her reputation on the line like this. But I always figured if I was royally wrong, I could just go back and change the original posting, to make it look like I was right all [...][...]

October 12th, 2008 - 11:02 am § in Economy, News, Politics

How Low Will It Go?

A lot of very smart people are sitting on television, explaining to us the crazy mixed up world of paper, equity, short-term loans, and market capitalization. Most are telling us to hold tight, that no one will know the minute or the hour of the bottom. But if we all stay calm and [...][...]

August 24th, 2008 - 8:31 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Another Clintonista for McCain

One of my puki pals, no not the one you are thinking of, was telling me she was planning on voting for John McCain. Now, let’s call her Joan, is a rabid Democrat. The names in this blog have been changed to protect the retarded. In fact Gigi is such a liberal, I think [...][...]

August 23rd, 2008 - 9:32 pm § in News, Politics

Obama Chooses Biden

Barack Obama has chosen a senator from a state most people have never visited. It’s a state whose two greatest accomplishments are being the First State and also the Home of Tax Free Shopping. The selection of Joe Biden surprised many people, who were hoping for Hillary Clinton. I was just j[...]

August 21st, 2008 - 5:29 pm § in News, Politics

It’s Hillary!

Obama chooses Hillary Clinton to be Vice President. Ending hours of speculation, Barack Obama has announced that he has chosen Hillary Clinton as his running mate. The two will launch the campaign on Saturday in Springfield, Illinois. [...]

August 8th, 2008 - 4:38 pm § in Homos, News, Politics, Right

John Edwards Isn’t Gay Afterall

My gal pal, Ann Coulter, owes John Edwards an apology. Edwards admitted today to having an affair, but not to fathering a child, although Ann is pretty sure the child is gay. I didn’t think that Edwards was gay all along. After all, only Republicans are gay. I mean, there was Foley, and [..[...]