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November 4th, 2008 - 11:19 pm § in News, Politics

Blanca Is Facedown in a Puddle of Her Own Sick

Things are progressing very fast tonight for Barack Obama. Although I had hoped the election would have been called by this point so I could order my 5 call boys to suction out all the excess fat and put me to bed for the evening, what I am seeing seems to indicate that Obama [...][...]

November 4th, 2008 - 8:02 pm § in News, Politics

McCain Wins Kentucky

CNN is now projecting that John McCain will win Kentucky and her 8 electoral votes. This now brings the tally to: Obama: 3 McCain: 8 McCain people, don’t get too penisy. CNN still has yet to call Indiana. [...]

November 4th, 2008 - 7:07 pm § in News, Politics

Indiana and Kentucky Early Results

It is pretty quiet, and only 3% of the vote is coming in, but what is interesting is how close the vote is so far. In both Kentucky and Indiana Obama and McCain are within 3 points of each other. McCain leads in Kentucky and Obama is ahead in Indiana. If this trend continues, this will [...][...]

November 4th, 2008 - 2:28 pm § in News, Politics

4 Hours

Indiana is a state divided into two time zones: Eastern and Central. The state’s 6,345,289 residents are not evenly divided between the two. The Central Time Zone is home to 1,299,403 Hoosiers, while the Eastern Time Zone houses 4,972,570. The largest city is Indianapolis, which is in Easte[...]

November 4th, 2008 - 1:07 pm § in News, Politics, Right

6 Hours

Here is a run down of some races you should be watching. This is courtesy of the folks at LivPac. And by courtesy, I mean I didn’t ask permission and I posted it verbatim on my site. I call it the Ann Coulter method. My gal pal taught me everything I [...][...]

November 4th, 2008 - 11:14 am § in News, Politics

7 Hours

In just seven hours the first polls will close in Indiana and Kentucky. The polls seem to indicate that Indiana is a pure toss up. Kentucky is red, but not as red as it was in 2004 or 2000. In 2000 Indiana went for Bush by 15.7 points. In 2004 Indiana gave Bush [...][...]

November 3rd, 2008 - 4:43 pm § in News, Politics

One

Just 24 hours left until Election Day. Actually, it is really just 8 hours and 15 minutes until the first results come in from Dixville Notch and Hart’s Location. The rest of the civilized world will begin to announce their results in just 1 day 3 hours and 15 minutes. Blanca is going to [..[...]

November 1st, 2008 - 5:57 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Three

Just 72 hours until V-Day 2008. And it is finally time for Blanca to do her prediction for the election. Tonight, I will focus on the Presidential race. And to just prove that I am not pulling all this from my ass like my gal pal Ann Coulter and my fuck buddy Sean Hannity do, I [...][...]

October 25th, 2008 - 7:01 am § in News, Politics

Great Tactical Blunders of History

History is replete with instances of poor choices and bad decisions: the Maginot Line, Hitler’s invasion of the Soviet Union, Vietnam. Today John McCain is committing another great blunder, which will go down in tactical history as perhaps the worst campaign mistake since Giuliani’s Fl[...]

October 14th, 2008 - 7:18 am § in News, Politics, Right

Blanca Endorses Obama

You read right. No, you are not in the parallel universe where Palin broke no laws and the report shows she is just a fine gal, betcha’. No, with three weeks to go to the election, I am finally joining the rest of the country and voting my pocketbook–of course in my case [...][...]