When New Hampshire governor, Democrat John Lynch, signed the bill this week making gay marriage legal, the New England state joined five others, in giving the gays the kind of rights the rest of us normal people thought we could hog to ourselves. Little Rhode Island is now the single holdout in New [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Iowa’
An Open Letter to the People of California
Dear Californians: Now that we have seen how easy it is to pass an amendment to your state’s constitution, basically taking away rights guaranteed by other parts of the same document, I would like to offer my suggestion for some amendments I believe have been a long time coming. One particular[...]
The Culture War Is Lost; Get Rapture Ready!
Vermont became the fourth state in the Union to legalize gay marriage today, overriding the Republican governor’s veto. It was the first state to do so legislatively, and not through activist judges, doing things like judging from the judges bench. Those bastards! First Massachusetts, then C[...]
The Swedes Are Destroying the Fabric of Society
Sweden became the fifth European nation to permit gay marriage this week, ripping another hole in the delicate fabric of society. Of course in Sweden, the fabric of society comes unassembled, in a flat carton, complete with a small useless hex wrench and a set of instructions with pictures resembli[...]
Rudy Rudy Rudy
It looks like Rudy’s campaign is so low on cash that he will have to stop shopping at Sach’s Fifth Avenue for his dresses and shop at Nordstrom Rack, instead. It would just be a shame if Rudy had to drop out of the race. I was so looking forward to bashing him throughout the [...][...]
Bye Bye Biden
Joe Biden has dropped out of the race, adding another casualty to the list from the Iowa Caucuses. This brings the total to two on the side of the Democrats and none on the side of the Republicans. Although for McCain and Thompson to drop out would be considered redundant, since they are so close [[...]
Obama Wins Iowa; Dodd Drops Out
Obama pulls off a surprising win. In a state, which is overwhelmingly white, it is possible that most of those voting had never seen a Negro before, and were confused as to what he was. It could be that some even thought they were viewing a negative or something. On the lighter side, Senator [...][...]
Huckabee Wins!
Mike Huckabee wins Iowa! Jesus be praised! Actually, from what I heard, Jesus was voting in Des Moines. The former fat man sings! To quote Ducey from Fox and Friends, this is HUGE! Next stop New Hampshire! [...]
