The Jews in Israel are protecting themselves from a vicious attack by the Gazans, which has resulted in the shocking number of 20 or so Israelis being killed. Every day the evil Gazans fire rockets, which would get them thrown out of 4-H or the Boy Scouts for shoddy workmanship, at Israeli territor[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Israel’
Five
There are now just five days until the election, and things are getting desperate. Joe the Plumber ditched John McCain on the campaign trail and went rogue in his own way, declaring that a vote for Obama is a vote for the death of Israel. Priceless! Elizabeth Dole claims her opponent is godless. C[...]
Nice Work if You Can Get It
Politico.com dropped a bombshell on the McCain campaign today. It seems the Republican National Committee gave Sarah Palin $150,000 for outfits and makeup at such “Joe the Plumber” shops like Neiman Marcus and Saks. Understandably some donors are upset. Joe the Plumber and Tito the Bu[...]
Veto!
FLASH REPORT! Our beloved Commander Guy is about to veto his own military spending bill. It seems there are some provisions in it that are bad for our troops, like a pay raise, funding for veterans’ benefits, and the ability for Americans to sue Iraq for crimes committed by Saddam Hussein. We[...]
