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December 27th, 2008 - 12:42 pm § in News, Politics

Barack the Magic Negro

A candidate for the chairmanship of the Republican National Committee defended his decision to send out a CD with a song called “Barack the Magic Negro” this Christmas as a joke. Chip Saltsman of Tennessee said that most people will recognize the song as political satire. The CD titled [...]

August 8th, 2008 - 4:38 pm § in Homos, News, Politics, Right

John Edwards Isn’t Gay Afterall

My gal pal, Ann Coulter, owes John Edwards an apology. Edwards admitted today to having an affair, but not to fathering a child, although Ann is pretty sure the child is gay. I didn’t think that Edwards was gay all along. After all, only Republicans are gay. I mean, there was Foley, and [..[...]

February 10th, 2008 - 8:03 pm § in News, Politics

Barack Obama Wins Maine

Barack Obama has won Maine, by 18 points over his rival, Senator Hillary Clinton. This makes this weekend a clean sweep for Obama. We go into Tuesday’s Beltway Bowl with O-mentum. Hillary Clinton has fired her campaign manager and may do other shake ups. Look for more firings, and possible h[...]

January 30th, 2008 - 11:48 am § in News, Politics, Right

John Edwards Out

I know, as I was writing that headline the first thing that went through my head was that famous quote by my gal pal Ann Coulter about Edwards being a fag.  To my British readers, this does not mean that Edwards is a cigarette. John Edwards will announce today that he is dropping out of the [...][...]

January 20th, 2008 - 12:11 pm § in Jesus, News, Politics

McCain Wins South Carolina, Jesus Demands a Recount

John McCain walked away with 33% of the vote to Mike Huckabee’s 30%. Snow and voting machine mishaps have been blamed for the poor showing of Mike Huckabee. But most notably, Mike Huckabee was incapable of sustaining the double digit leads in the conservative western counties of South Caroli[...]

January 17th, 2008 - 1:29 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Dick’s Head

Dick Morris has written an explosive commentary, stating how John Edwards need to drop out of the Presidential race. Dick seems to think that Edwards in only holding back both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama from achieving the Commander Guy position. Normally I love hearing from the toe sucking Mo[...]

January 8th, 2008 - 8:56 pm § in News, Politics

New Hampshire Primary Part 4

With 12% of the vote now in, here are the results so far: Clinton 38% Obama 36% Edwards 17% McCain 37% Romney 28% Huckabee 12% MSNBC has just called the Republican primary for John McCain. John McCain has [...][...]

January 4th, 2008 - 3:13 pm § in Jesus, News, Politics

Another Love Child

A lot has been made of allegations of a secret love child between Senator John Edwards and some chick. While the mainstream media has not picked up on this, other than the occasional mention by the the National Enquirer, Drudge Report, Don Imus, National Ledger, and other lesser known media presenc[...]

December 13th, 2007 - 3:27 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Democrat D-Bate III

God, Bill Richardson is fat. But I must say that John Edwards is just too sexy to be President. I agree with my gal pal, Ann Coulter. He has to be gay. No one that good looking is ever straight. And who is this Dodd guy? What happened to the crazy [...][...]

December 11th, 2007 - 11:07 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Worker Class

I came to the Pacific Northwest to help one of my gal pals, or puki pal, Michelle Malkin, sell her latest screed against the masses. I have to love this city. I was sitting in the bar of the Multnomah Hotel, chatting with the wait staff, and trying to sell copies of my [...][...]