Sarah Palin, the one-time Vice Presidential candidate on the bottom of the ticket, literally underneath John McCain, has announced today she will resign. Lt. Governor Sean Parnelli will assume control of the largest state in the union (by size) and the 47th largest state (by population). Palin did [...]
Posts Tagged ‘John McCain’
I’m Like So Sorry
Bob Greene from CNN thinks we owe the oldest generation an apology. He believes that the current economic conditions have left many of them unable to retire, having seen their 401(k)’s evaporate like their libidos. And it is us, the working folk of this nation who let them down in their hour[...]
An Open Letter to Lanette Jarvis, Media Relations, Ruth’s Hospitality Group
Dear Ms. Jarvis: I would like to personally thank you at Chrissy’s Ruth for all the support you have given over the years to the right wing causes by supporting Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh through your advertising dollars on their radio shows. There is no better way to show your support th[...]
World’s Oldest Woman Dies
Maria de Jesus of Portugal died this week at age 115. Born in 1893, she was only slightly older than John McCain. With her death, Gertrude Baines, a resident of Los Angeles, California, is now the oldest woman in the world at age 114. Maria de Jesus, 1893 – 2009. [...]
Happy Boxing Day
Boxing Day is the day when rich people would traditionally come together and beat the living crap out of the less fortunate. It’s origins date back to the first Christian martyr around 35 AD. Saint Stephen was stoned to death for believing in the tenants of Christianity (charity, forgiveness,[...]
Winning Isn’t Everything
The runoff win of Saxby Chambliss and the surprising defeat of William Jefferson at the hands of the first Vietnamese American not to be an extra on China Beach or to have his own infomercial on getting rich quick, has heartened many Republicans and convinced the right wing on a morphine drip that t[...]
