Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina disappeared for five days this week, prompting an almost America’s Most Wanted style search for the leader of the Republican Governors Association. In fact it became so close to becoming a manhunt, that Mark Foley and Larry Craig almost volunteered to t[...]
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The Swedes Are Destroying the Fabric of Society
Sweden became the fifth European nation to permit gay marriage this week, ripping another hole in the delicate fabric of society. Of course in Sweden, the fabric of society comes unassembled, in a flat carton, complete with a small useless hex wrench and a set of instructions with pictures resembli[...]
Why Does God Hate Our Freedom?
The impending doom called Gustav has prompted major changes in the Republican National Convention agenda. And I was so looking forward to the party. You know, it’s the one time every four years I can run around half naked in front of thousands and not be called a deviant. Just as long [...][...]
Who Are the Paultards? Part I
I’ve been wondering to myself lately, what kind of moron would support Ron Paul. After all, the guy is anti-war, anti-gay marriage amendment, and anti-Bush. He believes in silly things, like the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, balanced budgets, and government responsibility. The guy even s[...]
