Controversial Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said this weekend that she wants residents of her state “armed and dangerous” over President Barack Obama’s plan to reduce global warming “because we need to fight back.” God bless Michelle Bachman. Without her on our side,[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Michael Savage’
Paging Dr. Savage
Michael Savage, that brilliant nutritionist, radio host, and gay bath house cruising extraordinaire, once again has put his finger on the pulse of the nation and made a long distance diagnosis reminiscent of Dr. Frist. According to Michael “I’m No Longer a Wiener” Savage, 99% of al[...]
Nice Work if You Can Get It
Rush Limbaugh has just penned a $400 million contract with Clear Channel, making him the highest paid personality in radio today. Indeed, he is now almost in the same league as Oprah, with the obvious difference that Oprah is black and Rush is a big fat pedophile who is hopped up on Hillbilly Heroi[...]
The Vast Right Wing
Over the last couple of days I’ve been listening to a lot of talk radio, conservative talk radio. What else are you going to do on an island in the middle of the Pacific? Look, the choice on the dial was conservative talk and All Hawaiian All The Time. God, if I [...][...]
Gooddoer or Evildoer?
Of late, I am having difficulties discerning the Evildoers from the Gooddoers. It used to be so clear. The Gooddoers all loved our Commander Guy and hated the liberals. The Evildoers hated the war and loved Joe Lieberman. Now, I don’t know which end is up. I feel more confused [...][...]
SCHIPS Ahoy
Our Congress has bravely stood against the onslaught of twelve- year-old brain- damaged children and cute baby-faced toddlers to stand with our President and against the expansion of children’s health care. In spite of the overwhelming majority of the nation supporting this program, the Repub[...]

