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Posts Tagged ‘Michael Savage’

March 24th, 2009 - 6:54 am § in Green, News, Politics, Right

Michele Bachmann: I Want People “Armed And Dangerous” Over Obama Tax Plan

Controversial Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said this weekend that she wants residents of her state “armed and dangerous” over President Barack Obama’s plan to reduce global warming “because we need to fight back.” God bless Michelle Bachman. Without her on our side,[...]

February 9th, 2009 - 11:00 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Michael the Magic Negro

Michael Steele, the new Chairman of the Republican National Committee, recently warned anyone intending to obstruct Republican obstructionism that they would be blown right away by his new magic. I personally warned Mike not to use the words “blown” and “Republican” in the s[...]

January 8th, 2009 - 7:34 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Ann Coulter Admits She’s a Dude on Live TV

I warned my gal pal Ann Coulter that having her jaw wired shut would create such an urge to run off at the mouth that when she finally got unstitched it would be her undoing. But the know-it-all bitch wouldn’t listen to me. It’s not the first time. I remember warning her [...][...]

July 22nd, 2008 - 5:35 pm § in News, Right

Paging Dr. Savage

Michael Savage, that brilliant nutritionist, radio host, and gay bath house cruising extraordinaire, once again has put his finger on the pulse of the nation and made a long distance diagnosis reminiscent of Dr. Frist. According to Michael “I’m No Longer a Wiener” Savage, 99% of al[...]

July 13th, 2008 - 4:34 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Operation Chaos Part II

My good friend, and fellow hemorrhoid sufferer, Rush Limbaugh, has commenced Phase II of his Operation Chaos, which worked so well, it got the black guy no one wanted to be the nominee of the Democrat Party instead of the white bitch we all wanted to beat so bad. This time around, Rush is promising [...]

July 8th, 2008 - 6:57 pm § in News, Right

Nice Work if You Can Get It

Rush Limbaugh has just penned a $400 million contract with Clear Channel, making him the highest paid personality in radio today. Indeed, he is now almost in the same league as Oprah, with the obvious difference that Oprah is black and Rush is a big fat pedophile who is hopped up on Hillbilly Heroi[...]

February 4th, 2008 - 10:39 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Reverse Psychology

You know there seems to be an awful lot of pop psychology happening on the right lately. It’s almost as if everyone from Rush Limbaugh to Ann Coulter finally dug up that 1970’s sitcom DVD collection that got a couple of Christmas’s ago and started to watch them. Reverse psychology[...]

January 31st, 2008 - 10:32 pm § in Green, News, Politics, Right

The Vast Right Wing

Over the last couple of days I’ve been listening to a lot of talk radio, conservative talk radio. What else are you going to do on an island in the middle of the Pacific? Look, the choice on the dial was conservative talk and All Hawaiian All The Time. God, if I [...][...]

January 5th, 2008 - 9:22 pm § in Homos, News, Politics, Right

Gooddoer or Evildoer?

Of late, I am having difficulties discerning the Evildoers from the Gooddoers. It used to be so clear. The Gooddoers all loved our Commander Guy and hated the liberals. The Evildoers hated the war and loved Joe Lieberman. Now, I don’t know which end is up. I feel more confused [...][...]

October 19th, 2007 - 12:37 am § in News, Politics, Right

SCHIPS Ahoy

Our Congress has bravely stood against the onslaught of twelve- year-old brain- damaged children and cute baby-faced toddlers to stand with our President and against the expansion of children’s health care. In spite of the overwhelming majority of the nation supporting this program, the Repub[...]