One year ago today, Blanca made some gutsy predictions for 2008. Many thought Blanca was crazy for placing her reputation on the line like this. But I always figured if I was royally wrong, I could just go back and change the original posting, to make it look like I was right all [...][...]
Posts Tagged ‘Mike Huckabee’
A Day without a Gay
Blanca didn’t know it, but yesterday was A Day without a Gay. I showed up at my local beauty salon for my weekly hoo ha waxing, when I was informed I couldn’t have it done, because Tony, the guy who usually does me, was not in. I asked if he was sick, and if I [...][...]
An Open Letter to Sarah Palin
Dear Governor Palin, You probably know by now that I have not been altogether happy with your placement on the 2008 Republican ticket. But with recent events, I think we are stuck with each other, and should make the best of a bad situation. It seems our party is placing all of its hopes in you, [.[...]
Sarah Palin’s Daughter Is a Whore
Sarah Palin, the former mayor of Wasilla, runner-up in the Miss Alaska fish gutting/beauty pageant, and current super qualified governor and like major experienced Vice Presidential candidate for John “Don’t Blame Me, I Was a Prisoner of War” McCain, has a 17-year-old daughter who [...]
Why Does God Hate Our Freedom?
The impending doom called Gustav has prompted major changes in the Republican National Convention agenda. And I was so looking forward to the party. You know, it’s the one time every four years I can run around half naked in front of thousands and not be called a deviant. Just as long [...][...]
