Like Windows 7, like Match Game 76, like New Coke, the Republican Party is trying to rebrand itself to seem fresh and to lick its self-inflicted wounds from two years of mismanagement and contraction. Like New Coke, a reformulation will only cause the faithful to abandon the G.O.P. in droves, most l[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Mitt Romney’
Another Clintonista for McCain
One of my puki pals, no not the one you are thinking of, was telling me she was planning on voting for John McCain. Now, let’s call her Joan, is a rabid Democrat. The names in this blog have been changed to protect the retarded. In fact Gigi is such a liberal, I think [...][...]
Bye Bye Mittens
Mitt Romney announced today that he was suspending his campaign to become the new Commander Guy. At the same time, John McCain attempted to endear himself to conservatives by addressing CPAC–to boos and hisses. Doesn’t this old geezer get it, yet? No one wants him. For God sake, and j[...]
Mike Huckabee Wins Big; Jesus Does an End Zone Dance
You may have heard all the Wednesday morning quarterbacking by now about how Super Duper Über Tuesday solved nothing, and that both political parties are now in a state of flux, with essentially a dead heat on the Democrat side and a less-than-equitable three way split on the Republican team. But [...]
Faggot Please
One of the great things about having a blog is you get a chance to troll across the Internets and read all kinds of blogs. Some of these blogs are great, presenting wonderful conservative views, and others are terrible, poisoning the minds of the young people, filling them with such liberal ideas a[...]
A Question for Mittens
A Reagan conservative should be wary of Mitt Romney. A fiscal conservative should be suspicious of Mitt Romney. A social conservative should be frightened of Mitt Romney. During his governorship in Massachusetts, he raised taxes. Under his leadership, the state began a dangerous foray into social[...]
Clinton, Mittens Win in Nevada
Clinton has taken Nevada with 51% of the vote. Obama came in second with 45%. Edwards was far behind with only 4%. Tallying the delegates, Clinton and Obama are now tied with 37 each. Edwards has 18. On the Republican side, Mittens came in with 51% of the vote, followed by Paul [...][...]
Michigan Primary Part iv
Important links for those of you trying to follow this horse race. Detroit Free Press WDIV NBC WDTK Talk Radio (Right) WDTW Talk Radio (Left) WJBK FOX WJR Talk Radio (Right) WWJ CBS WXYZ ABC Other sources include CNN, FoxNews, MSNBC, NPR. With 10% of the vote in, these are the following results: R E[...]
