When New Hampshire governor, Democrat John Lynch, signed the bill this week making gay marriage legal, the New England state joined five others, in giving the gays the kind of rights the rest of us normal people thought we could hog to ourselves. Little Rhode Island is now the single holdout in New [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Mormons’
An Open Letter to the People of California
Dear Californians: Now that we have seen how easy it is to pass an amendment to your state’s constitution, basically taking away rights guaranteed by other parts of the same document, I would like to offer my suggestion for some amendments I believe have been a long time coming. One particular[...]
The Culture War Is Lost; Get Rapture Ready!
Vermont became the fourth state in the Union to legalize gay marriage today, overriding the Republican governor’s veto. It was the first state to do so legislatively, and not through activist judges, doing things like judging from the judges bench. Those bastards! First Massachusetts, then C[...]
The Swedes Are Destroying the Fabric of Society
Sweden became the fifth European nation to permit gay marriage this week, ripping another hole in the delicate fabric of society. Of course in Sweden, the fabric of society comes unassembled, in a flat carton, complete with a small useless hex wrench and a set of instructions with pictures resembli[...]
A Day without a Gay
Blanca didn’t know it, but yesterday was A Day without a Gay. I showed up at my local beauty salon for my weekly hoo ha waxing, when I was informed I couldn’t have it done, because Tony, the guy who usually does me, was not in. I asked if he was sick, and if I [...][...]
Doors Open, Boys!
Thank God the Californians decided to pass Proposition 8 and write discrimination into their constitution. This is what we Republicans have been waiting for. And now we have it. And now it’s time to get a little of the other things we have wanted for a long time. So I am going to start sever[...]
An Open Letter to the Mormon Church
Dear Mormons: I wanted to write you to thank you for all of your work on behalf of the sanctity of marriage. Your countless efforts to protect traditional marriage will garner for you a saint hood and a place in Heaven. That is if you weren’t Godless heathens destined for Hell. But what is a[...]
A Question for Mittens
A Reagan conservative should be wary of Mitt Romney. A fiscal conservative should be suspicious of Mitt Romney. A social conservative should be frightened of Mitt Romney. During his governorship in Massachusetts, he raised taxes. Under his leadership, the state began a dangerous foray into social[...]
