Like Windows 7, like Match Game 76, like New Coke, the Republican Party is trying to rebrand itself to seem fresh and to lick its self-inflicted wounds from two years of mismanagement and contraction. Like New Coke, a reformulation will only cause the faithful to abandon the G.O.P. in droves, most l[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Newt Gingerich’
Get Some Work Done, Newt
Sweet Jesus, I just saw your interview on the Fox News, and I was shocked. You look even worse than the Cryptkeeper, Fred Thompson. What the hell ever happened to moisturizer? Are we Republicans so vain we can’t put on a little foundation? For God’s sake, if you plan to [...][...]
