A man walked into an LA Fitness gym this week outside of Pittsburgh, turned off the lights, and opened fire, killing three women before turning the gun on himself. Blanca understands the frustration and anger this man obviously felt. I know I have wanted to kill a bunch of women at the gym before,[...]
Posts Tagged ‘NRA’
The Death of the NRA
Not too long ago, the NRA was a force with which to be reckoned in Washington, DC. The organization, which dates back to 1871, is used to getting its own way. Not too long ago, they forced through legislation, which permits concealed weapons in national parks. The NRA insisted that this was a[...]
An Open Letter to Ron Schmeits, President National Rifle Association
Dear Mr. Schmeits: I would like to thank you for all your tireless efforts on behalf of gun owners everywhere. You have stood up for lawful gun ownership, and have prevented those terrible Democrats from taking away all of our guns. And it is refreshing to know that the Second Amendment isn’t jus[...]
Advice for Republican Bloggers
The right wing blogosphere today is comprised of two main factions. Many of the blogs out the today attack Obama for any number of trivial matters, whether they be the gift of an iPod to the Queen of England, or to his referring to Austrian as a language and not a country. While [...][...]
Bring Your Gun to Church Day
It is high time that we repealed archaic anti-gun laws, which prevent you from bringing your gun to church. A man brought his gun to the First Baptist Church in Marysville, Illinois and shot and killed the pastor during Sunday services today before being wrestled to the ground by other parishioners[...]
Ann Coulter Silenced!
My gal pal, Ann Coulter, has recently been silenced. Yes, the angry left has finally succeeded where I have failed for years. They have gotten Ann Coulter to shut her yap. We all warned you about this when Obama was elected. We told you that the Democrats would bring back the Fairness Doctrine, [[...]
Lazy Old Bastards
I, as a Republican, am getting sick and tired of all those lazy low lifes we call “senior citizens.” These shiftless bastards just sit around, sometimes in chairs with wheels attached so they don’t even have to use their legs. Some of these ingrates even have machines to breath f[...]
