Dear Mr. Jobs: Let me start by saying that I love your products. I have never seen such a perfect marriage between form and function. The style is impeccable, and the ease of use and utility is second to none. Your products are a testament that good things can come in pretty packages. That [...][...]
Posts Tagged ‘Open Letter’
April 11th, 2010 - 7:57 am § in Travel
An Open Letter to Richard Anderson, CEO, Delta Airlines
Dear Mr. Anderson: To quote my fifth favorite Kid in the Hall, “what is wrong with you?” Why does Delta believe that all roads lead to Atlanta? No one wants to go to Atlanta, not even the people who live there. Now don’t get me wrong. Georgia has a lot going for it. [...][...]
Another Open Letter to Larry Stickney, President Washington Values Alliance
Dear Larry, First off, I wanted to thank you for all of your hard work protecting marriage and everything but marriage from the gay. I think of you as not only a personal hero, but also as a national treasure. You have made it hip to hate again. Although I think you are beloved by just about [..[...]
September 10th, 2009 - 9:15 am § in Healthcare, Right
Open Letter to Representative Joe Wilson, R-SC
Dear Representative Wilson: I wanted to thank you for shouting “you lie” at the President of the United States. It is not often we find someone with such courage. But I want to know why you didn’t shout other things when you had the opportunity. For instance, why didn’t y[...]
An Open Letter to Ron Schmeits, President National Rifle Association
Dear Mr. Schmeits: I would like to thank you for all your tireless efforts on behalf of gun owners everywhere. You have stood up for lawful gun ownership, and have prevented those terrible Democrats from taking away all of our guns. And it is refreshing to know that the Second Amendment isn’t jus[...]
An Open Letter to the People of California
Dear Californians: Now that we have seen how easy it is to pass an amendment to your state’s constitution, basically taking away rights guaranteed by other parts of the same document, I would like to offer my suggestion for some amendments I believe have been a long time coming. One particular[...]
An Open Letter to Maggie Gallagher, President, NOM (National Organization for Marriage)
Dear Maggie: I wanted to write you to thank you for your latest effort to protect opposite marriage from the icky gay. This newest campaign uses our most precious resources—already born and usually neglected children—to hammer the dangers of the same marriage home to everyone, who may not being[...]
An Open Letter to Representative Virginia Foxx, Republican from the Fifth Congressional District of North Carolina
Dear Representative Foxx: Let me be the first to thank you for the courage you showed standing in the well of the House and deriding the evil Hate Crimes Legislation. It must be very hard to stand up for your convictions, no matter how insane or absurd. I thought Michelle Bachmann was a tough [...[...]
An Open Letter to Maggie Gallagher, President of the National Organization for Marriage
Dear Ms. Gallagher: I am very happy to see your organization working so tirelessly to defend marriage from the gay. If this nation had more people like you, your Executive Director Brian S. Brown, and your Chairman Robert P. George, the world would be a much better place. But I feel I must offer so[...]
An Open Letter to Lanette Jarvis, Media Relations, Ruth’s Hospitality Group
Dear Ms. Jarvis: I would like to personally thank you at Chrissy’s Ruth for all the support you have given over the years to the right wing causes by supporting Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh through your advertising dollars on their radio shows. There is no better way to show your support th[...]
