I am pledging my support to Proposition 1, the ballot question to repeal gay marriage in Maine. I would also like to join all of my conservative friends in pledging to support Maine both financially and emotionally if they vote Yes on Prop 1. As a conservative, gay marriage is a hot button issue, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Proposition 8’
This Week in the Gay
It has been a rather busy week for the homosexualists. The storm clouds surrounding the gay marriage moved in as a cold front over the Midwest created gay showers in New England, with a 50% chance of the gay rubbing off on some of the other “New” states. First Maine became the fifth sta[...]
The Culture War Is Lost; Get Rapture Ready!
Vermont became the fourth state in the Union to legalize gay marriage today, overriding the Republican governor’s veto. It was the first state to do so legislatively, and not through activist judges, doing things like judging from the judges bench. Those bastards! First Massachusetts, then C[...]
Rick Warren Covering up His Homosexuality
There are signs that concerns are growing at the Saddleback Church over Rick Warren’s apparent homosexuality. Those working on the church’s website were so troubled by the growing rumors, that they recently scrubbed their pages of any reference to homosexuality. Evidently the growing nu[...]
A Day without a Gay
Blanca didn’t know it, but yesterday was A Day without a Gay. I showed up at my local beauty salon for my weekly hoo ha waxing, when I was informed I couldn’t have it done, because Tony, the guy who usually does me, was not in. I asked if he was sick, and if I [...][...]
Doors Open, Boys!
Thank God the Californians decided to pass Proposition 8 and write discrimination into their constitution. This is what we Republicans have been waiting for. And now we have it. And now it’s time to get a little of the other things we have wanted for a long time. So I am going to start sever[...]
An Open Letter to the Mormon Church
Dear Mormons: I wanted to write you to thank you for all of your work on behalf of the sanctity of marriage. Your countless efforts to protect traditional marriage will garner for you a saint hood and a place in Heaven. That is if you weren’t Godless heathens destined for Hell. But what is a[...]
