The talking heads have been doing the television circuit recently decrying President Barack Obama’s nominee to the Supreme Court to replace Justice Souter as a racist, activist judge with empathetic leans and tits. The titular head—not to be confused with boob head—of the Republican Party, Rus[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Rapture’
The New Improved Republican Party
Like Windows 7, like Match Game 76, like New Coke, the Republican Party is trying to rebrand itself to seem fresh and to lick its self-inflicted wounds from two years of mismanagement and contraction. Like New Coke, a reformulation will only cause the faithful to abandon the G.O.P. in droves, most l[...]
The Culture War Is Lost; Get Rapture Ready!
Vermont became the fourth state in the Union to legalize gay marriage today, overriding the Republican governor’s veto. It was the first state to do so legislatively, and not through activist judges, doing things like judging from the judges bench. Those bastards! First Massachusetts, then C[...]
Jews Are Allowed to Protect Themselves–Just Not At My Country Club
The Jews in Israel are protecting themselves from a vicious attack by the Gazans, which has resulted in the shocking number of 20 or so Israelis being killed. Every day the evil Gazans fire rockets, which would get them thrown out of 4-H or the Boy Scouts for shoddy workmanship, at Israeli territor[...]
A Little Brit Less
Brit Hume, that sexy mumble box from the Fox News, has announced that he will be retiring at the end of his contract. I will miss Brit’s brilliant attacks on the left, even though I couldn’t understand most of them, because the man talks like a drunk German with a mouthful of marbles. I&[...]
Mike Huckabee Announces!
Evidentially Huck’s proclamation is that he has been able to break the laws of space and time and has turned back the clock. Next stop, Armageddon. I’m all dressed up and ready for the Rapture! [...]
Has Mike Huckabee Finally Listened to Blanca?
While perusing the Internets, I came across a rather cryptic message on the web site of the former Mike Huckabee for President campaign. At meetup.com, there appears to be a call to join the Mike Army in Chicago on this date. The blogs are abuzz with what is being called Huck’s Army. This is t[...]
