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April 28th, 2009 - 5:25 pm § in News, Politics, Right

What It Means to Be a Republican in 2009

It’s very difficult to be a Republican these days. You have to do and say things, that don’t always make sense. It is not something just anyone can do. Only the best of the best can be Republicans today, and that’s why–and for that reason alone–just 21% of the country identifies[...]

April 22nd, 2009 - 5:50 pm § in Homos, Jesus, News, Politics, Right

Conservatism Is Dead

We don’t know when it happened, whether it was late in 2008, or if it was early in 2009, but one thing is certain. Conservatism is dead. Those reliable sources and lauded laureates of conservatism are either dead or irrelevant. William F. Buckley, Jr. died last year, and took with him some o[...]

December 31st, 2008 - 1:46 pm § in News, Politics, Right

A Look Back at Blanca’s 2008 Predictions

One year ago today, Blanca made some gutsy predictions for 2008. Many thought Blanca was crazy for placing her reputation on the line like this. But I always figured if I was royally wrong, I could just go back and change the original posting, to make it look like I was right all [...][...]

November 2nd, 2008 - 11:14 am § in Homos, News, Politics, Right

Two

Come November 5, the Republicans will be faced with a monumental decision: what to do with the party, now tattered and torn to shreds by the category five known as Barack Obama. They could take this opportunity to regroup and come back as a stronger, more vibrant, more vivacious party, or they cou[...]

May 21st, 2008 - 10:19 am § in News, Politics, Right

Hillary Blames Failures on Sexism

As the Clinton campaign continues to flounder, drowning in a sea of red ink, gasping one last time before it goes down, Hillary and her supporters now blame sexism for their losses. Such a ridiculous claim would be like blaming a previous administration for a recession, terrorist attack, and failed [...]

February 8th, 2008 - 4:24 pm § in News, Politics

Here’s to 2012!

Mittens is out. Turd Blossom has endorsed John McCain. Huck may be going down for the count. This weekend, there are five states holding contests. On the Republican side, this may be the end of Huck. While I expect him to carry Kansas, I do not think he has it in him [...][...]

January 11th, 2008 - 6:44 pm § in News, Politics

Rudy Rudy Rudy

It looks like Rudy’s campaign is so low on cash that he will have to stop shopping at Sach’s Fifth Avenue for his dresses and shop at Nordstrom Rack, instead. It would just be a shame if Rudy had to drop out of the race. I was so looking forward to bashing him throughout the [...][...]

January 8th, 2008 - 7:53 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Greta Asks Again and Blanca Answers

Greta van Susteren asked which candidate reminded us most of the President of the United States, George W. Bush. Blanca answers. Mike Huckabee has our Commander Guy’s faith, and brilliant lack of science, facts, and reality. Rudy Giuliani has our Decider’s wonderful disregard for the Co[...]

January 5th, 2008 - 9:22 pm § in Homos, News, Politics, Right

Gooddoer or Evildoer?

Of late, I am having difficulties discerning the Evildoers from the Gooddoers. It used to be so clear. The Gooddoers all loved our Commander Guy and hated the liberals. The Evildoers hated the war and loved Joe Lieberman. Now, I don’t know which end is up. I feel more confused [...][...]

January 5th, 2008 - 7:56 pm § in News, Politics

Conventional Wisdom

I was very excited when I heard that the Republicans would be holding their national convention in Minneapolis. I thought to myself, what a wonderful opportunity to take advantage of a tragedy and turn into our benefit. I pictured footage of the I-35 bridge collapse running over and over in the ba[...]