It’s very difficult to be a Republican these days. You have to do and say things, that don’t always make sense. It is not something just anyone can do. Only the best of the best can be Republicans today, and that’s why–and for that reason alone–just 21% of the country identifies[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Rudy Giuliani’
Conservatism Is Dead
We don’t know when it happened, whether it was late in 2008, or if it was early in 2009, but one thing is certain. Conservatism is dead. Those reliable sources and lauded laureates of conservatism are either dead or irrelevant. William F. Buckley, Jr. died last year, and took with him some o[...]
A Look Back at Blanca’s 2008 Predictions
One year ago today, Blanca made some gutsy predictions for 2008. Many thought Blanca was crazy for placing her reputation on the line like this. But I always figured if I was royally wrong, I could just go back and change the original posting, to make it look like I was right all [...][...]
Rudy Rudy Rudy
It looks like Rudy’s campaign is so low on cash that he will have to stop shopping at Sach’s Fifth Avenue for his dresses and shop at Nordstrom Rack, instead. It would just be a shame if Rudy had to drop out of the race. I was so looking forward to bashing him throughout the [...][...]
Greta Asks Again and Blanca Answers
Greta van Susteren asked which candidate reminded us most of the President of the United States, George W. Bush. Blanca answers. Mike Huckabee has our Commander Guy’s faith, and brilliant lack of science, facts, and reality. Rudy Giuliani has our Decider’s wonderful disregard for the Co[...]
Gooddoer or Evildoer?
Of late, I am having difficulties discerning the Evildoers from the Gooddoers. It used to be so clear. The Gooddoers all loved our Commander Guy and hated the liberals. The Evildoers hated the war and loved Joe Lieberman. Now, I don’t know which end is up. I feel more confused [...][...]
Conventional Wisdom
I was very excited when I heard that the Republicans would be holding their national convention in Minneapolis. I thought to myself, what a wonderful opportunity to take advantage of a tragedy and turn into our benefit. I pictured footage of the I-35 bridge collapse running over and over in the ba[...]

