This week a massive earthquake struck the island of Hispanola, devastating the impoverished nation of Haiti and laying waste to its capital city of Port-au-Prince. As should be expected, the international community rushed to the aid of the poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere, pledging hundreds[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Rush Limbaugh’
December 31st, 2009 - 10:38 am § in News
Rush Limbaugh’s Condition Upgraded to Undead
Rush Limgaugh, media titan and conservative talk show host, was rushed to the hospital in Hawaii yesterday complaining of chest pains. He was admitted in serious condition. His condition deteriorated, and several hours later he was placed in critical condition. Shortly before midnight he was d[...]
December 30th, 2009 - 11:52 pm § in O-Bitch-uaries
Rush Limbaugh Dead at Age 58
Rush Limbaugh has been pronounced dead in Hawaii. Limbaugh was born in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. His family has a long history in Republican politics, including several members who were judges. When Limbaugh was 16 years old he began working at a local radio station. After attending Southeast Missou[...]
December 30th, 2009 - 11:45 pm § in Right
Rush Limbaugh Dying in Hospital
Rush Limbaugh has been rushed to the hospital just in time to make the myriad of end of year lists of those departing us in 2009. Sources close to Mr. Limbaugh have confirmed that he is dying of cancer, which was first diagnosed earlier this year. After losing massive amount of weight, rumors began[...]
Send in the Clones
Yesterday’s stinging defeat in the 23rd Congressional District in upstate New York, has forced Republicans to do a little introspection and examine the future course of the party. While political pundits and analysts believe the Republicans lost an historically Republican district because of i[...]
Rush Limbaugh Denied His Right to Own Black People
Rush Limbaugh was denied his God-given right this week to have a bunch of black folk call him “Massa.” What is the world coming to when a controversial, pill-popping, boy-raping blow hard cannot realize every American’s right to own human beings? Rush blamed the entire fiasco on [...]
September 26th, 2009 - 5:27 am § in Right
Rush Limbaugh Dying of Cancer
Rush Limbaugh announced on Jay Leno that he has lost a total of 90 pounds since March, and 7 pounds since Saturday on a new quick slimming diet, which he refuses to detail on his website. He says he doesn’t understand how it works, but all he knows is that it does. However, anonymous sourc[...]
The New Improved Republican Party
Like Windows 7, like Match Game 76, like New Coke, the Republican Party is trying to rebrand itself to seem fresh and to lick its self-inflicted wounds from two years of mismanagement and contraction. Like New Coke, a reformulation will only cause the faithful to abandon the G.O.P. in droves, most l[...]
